Shut up Brock. You deserve to be in jail for 10 years. Don't compound your crime by lying.

You need to add one of those ‘s/’ at the end of your comments so that people realize that you are satirizing a rapist apologist. Some might think that you were serious and, therefore, a moron/troll.

The McDonald's cheeseburger tastes exactly the same as it did 30 years ago and it is still good. It is something reliable that I can grab when I need a snack.

As someone who was vegetarian for two decades, pretty much all the veggie burgers taste like crap if you don't have all the fixings. Sometimes even mustard, ketchup, diced onion, lettuce, pickle, and mayo can't rescue those mystery protein patties.

I have found that, around that time of the month, it is best to keep your lady happy. Often, it doesn’t really take much effort. My present partner, a bowl of my own take on ramen, a decent beer, and a shoulder massage makes her immensely happy.

Usually they sell it as 'part of my process'or 'I am sorry if my honesty offends you' kind of bullshit. 

The nato phonetic alphabet is not useless information. It is super handly to use to give someone the correct spelling of an item or name. I can't begin to count the number of times I have had to spell out something to an agent on the phone or even in person.

I wish that the accio spell worked. It would be a life saver. I eouldn’t have to get off the couch to retrieve the second beer.

After reading the books, I accidentally summoned a demon. We still hang out and they are dating one of my friends. #demonlife

If she named someone, she would be committing career suicide. She isn't big enough to do something like that and still get roles afterwards. 

They hired Tessa Thompson for a supporting role. Let's not kid ourselves about their diversity. The MCU is still pretty much a sausage fest.

Cconsidering how much of a sausage fest the MCU is overall, it is not surprising that someone (most likely a studio exec., casting director, or agent) would say that.

Most likely an agent or someone from a studio.

It isn't that they don't learn, it is that they don't care. No matter what shitty things they do, we keep buying their overpriced crap.

Ever had pizza in the States? It is like they hate people and feel the need to express it with terrible tasting pizza.

And a hoagie is a sandwich while being in a bun that is connected at one side.

And it is delicious! 

The whole story is a comedy of stupid.

You don’t have to fake an orgasm if he is on his phone.