Exactly! What if he was wearing a "Muslim prayer rug" (aka Adidas soccer jersey)?!

"Hoodie provocative, " or "Turban provocative?" I hope her identity is revealed by the time I wake up in the morning. If she were a celebrity, her publicist would have already given a statement about her going to rehab. Fucking bitch! Fingers crossed that she is the wife of some mega church pastor, and she is…

No. And this comes from someone who writes at least one ass-related post a week.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cat GIFs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

If I ever get to have a dinner party with Ina, I will probably cry and then tattoo a montage of the evening across my back.

As a long-time community manager in the video game industry (which is full of terrible posts and porn gifs and horrible shit) I can pretty safely say that moderating and banning is kind of required to maintain discourse.

It's hard to have a serious discussion about something when someone keeps posting shit like child…

I'll be frank: I've been doing a lot of the behind the scenes complaining about this from my end because that's the only thing I can do. As some of you might know, I started out as a mod and worked my way up. I've seen a lot of shit, even with the old system in place (and not just from one site - I modded all the…

If burners are there to allow people to make anonymous tips, the obvious solution is that they should be single-use and text-enabled only.

Wow, thank you guys so much for writing this. To be honest, the mods have been dealing with this on and off for years. It's never been as bad as this. But back when we had main page abilities, we were able to remove the content alongside authors and tech. It helped protect our readers, our writers, everyone. It's…

I will make it a point to learn from your cheerful and polite internet demeanor!

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

JT: just look at our selfie, i posted on Twitter and it will be tomorrow on Jezebel.

For a decent idea of Biosafety levels, the beginning of the movie Outbreak actually gives a good idea of the level of prep needed to enter such facilities (although it goes a lot slower IRL).

3% out of the 10% or so cases that are even prosecuted, right?

I'm willing to place a bet right now that the people who took video of it are more likely to go to jail for child porn than the rapist is for raping her.

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be very happy to hear about this...

Agreed. But I think it makes WAY more sense to tell people "don't rape" than "don't drink."

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

and I thought you didn't need feminism because you're a bear.