I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

I know this is old but according to the English Thai newspaper this ducks were simply being taken to a new place to eat... and the driver is late to work, cuz ducks :) http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/415…

Oh I know, that shit is ridiculous. I'm barely 5'3, so usually I don't have that issue with either gender, but I seriously dated a guy who felt insecure about the fact that he was only a couple inches taller than me. What? Why in the world would that possibly be a problem? He even got a little melancholy when I would…

Obviously men have it harder, we have to craft such integral hard hitting openers as, "Do you wanna see my dick? Do you give good head? What cup size are you?" and more!
All women have to do is say Yes! Ugh.

Right. Heterosexual, cisgendered, happily married man in his 30's who definitely felt the, "Every girl's friend, no girl's boyfriend," shit in high school/college.

Since they only studied heterosexual people, I'm going to conclude that it's just that heterosexuality makes one deficient in flirting. Poor, poor straight people. :(

I'm great at flirting/recognizing flirting with people I have absolutely no interest in but when it comes to people I actually like I am sort of hopeless on both fronts. So yes I concur with this whole thing.

Ladies. Lllllllladies. I know this is gonna sound creepy at first, but you'll change your mind once you've seen my very special dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. I'm gonna beat that pussy up.

Agreed. Which is why I am willing to go to your house and eat your dog.

If all it takes is one, why isn't everyone terrified of women?

I think that's just because you find it...

I think your humor might be a little...

Really? I thought it was...

Maybe they're rushing the proposal because they're worried her uterus is getting...

Sorry for leaving out the return of Hot Pie. Truth is I kept accidentally calling him Hot Pocket so I decided it was best to leave him out.

Please see these ideas from the researcher (source: CTV news) before declaring NCGS "bullshit":

'Gibson told the American Gastroenterological Association that the team attributed some of the worsening symptoms to the "nocebo" effect, such as the kind of symptoms people report from wind turbines and Wi-Fi.

You're good people, but read the article instead of just the headline. C.A.'s just being sensational, the article says something completely different from the headline.

I am very excited to sell you all our tech dorks (They are not nerds, they are dorks. Nerds have personalities.) Who wants me to ship her a tech dork, Russian Bride style? SF could use a purge. Warning: they will disrupt your workflow, so be sure you have the bandwith.