Careful to not to reveal yourself while in hostile territory friend. You risk too much not marching in the same direction as the rest of the gawker horde.

Oops.

Uh, there are no planets between Mars and Jupiter...

Uranus is a “gas giant?” So is mine – especially after a hearty meal from Taco Bell.

Planet Butt

read whatever you want man

Well, she had her passport seized by the prince’s people after Charlene was, um, detained en route to Nice, where, reportedly, she was going to catch a flight back to South Africa. So, you know, she was probably not into the whole marrying thing.

These two giving off weird vibes? And after they looked so joyously in love at their wedding!

At least he wasn’t in the back with an alter boy

Hey, at least he wasn’t fucking altar boys.

THANK YOU. Surprised that this is the first comment to point this out! FFS, hoverboarding was a “wake up call” for this priest, but they covered up child molestation for decades/centuries?

Imagine if they acted this quickly over child abuse allegations......

Diddling children: forgivable with coverup.

Just so I get this right, no to hover boards, yes to child rape?

The Lord replied, “My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of suffering, when you could see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. On my hoverboard. Next to some other guy who was walking. Because otherwise this parable doesn’t make sense.”

If they’d only been so quick to respond when a priest was accused of raping a child...

Pedophilia = Location reassignment, try to do better next time

In a perfect world, this priest would be celebrated for his joyfulness, and Whoopi Goldberg would be yanked from all media to permanently silence her obnoxious pie hole.

One of the priests in my parish only molested kids.

More punishment for using a hoverboard than for child molestation. Seems legit, Catholic Church...