My son has a peanut allergy and has to keep an epi-pen with him at all times. These are really expensive life preservers. The devices, most of the time, expire before they are ever needed, but you never want to be caught with out one. I am lucky and my insurance covers most of the cost, but that just means my HMO…

Have you ever worked at a real company? The proper number of coworkers you’re allowed to “bone” is ZERO, if you’re serious about your job.

Cedar St. is Fishtown Gentrifier Ground Zero. Don’t you see all the bros, PBRs and beards in the photo?

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Dude... its Philly. You expected what?

I’m surprised a statement from the mayor’s office actually said, “We’re not screwing around.”

Got Toronto....hooray?

Say what you want...I was at a neighborhood bar that used to serve regulars but now has 21 craft beers on tap and attracts the “I live in mom’s basement and can tell you all about 900 kinds of hops” bearded, skateboarding, wallet-chain-wearing, kangol plaid cap d-bags last night. They ALL have the ridiculous “vapes”…

He didn’t, but if he grows one then the prophecy will be complete and The Great Beast will at last arise to consume the Earth.

Wow! I didn’t know he was John Leguizamo’s twin!

I know this story was clickbait, but why were Vapes banned? Did you bother asking why? Or did you just run with the clickbait story.

And a murse. Please say he had a murse!

Don’t forget saturated fat, sugar in your morning cereal, buckets of soda, truly free speech, and “unsafe” toys. Now aren’t you glad you voted for these people since the 60s?

Was he, or was he not, wearing a fedora?

sell your car please.

please say he had a manbun.

Yes, but I’m forced to breathe the exhaled breath that you just made the fascist statement with. So there is that.

No one’s forcing you. Feel free to hold your breath.

I don’t want to breath your perfume/cologne, BO or farts either.