What? In most states, a judgment of divorce is a final judgment, period. You don’t get to undo final judgments because you feel like it. Not even with an agreement between the parties.

My grandparents (or at least one set of them) divorced, remarried (because my grandfather knocked my grandmother up again) & then divorced again! Mazel tov!

Well, I definitely don’t think cancer faking is normal for law school. It’s just one of the few places in the world where that wouldn’t be the worst person you know.

It’s simple. They can do what my mother and her 3rd, 4th, and 6th husband did: marry, divorce, marry, divorce, get pregnant, marry, divorce. It’s simple when you know how.

I would say the much higher likelihood is that by virtue of being a lawyer, she may think her and her husband should be able to do/have whatever the fuck they want. Full disclosure: I’m a lawyer, and most of them are A-type assholes who think at least to some degree that they should be able to whatever the fuck they…

The business interests things makes more sense. I was baffled as to why they’d go to the trouble and expense of arguing something up to the state Supreme Court instead of just getting remarried.

Why is Eric Cantor calling in on the Democratic line? Did he switch parties?

Three issues here:

This food looks like what you’d get at a Ramada Inn.

“You guys have to come to Dorian,” they said, referencing a bar on the Upper East Side they were all heading to

Upstate New York is basically the south anyway

And likely killed the very next day to be sold and made into some ancient remedy to fend off effects of aging.

Yeah take the cowardly part and shove it right up your ass. GHW Bush was a decorated combat aviator in WW2. His plane was hit by flak one mission. While his engine was ablaze he managed to drop his bombs on target and bailed out at sea. Mind you this was when our Japenese friends were taking captured pilots and eating…

because he’s always had everything handed to him. he’s never really had to compete before where he doesn’t already know the outcome. even in true challenges, there was always a fixer available to secure his win. not so time. the party has absolutely no control over the teatards; and his polling has been so…

Thanksgiving stuff is not supposed to crunch. It's supposed to be a gravy-oozing soft mess that slides down the esophagus with ease in order to facilitate greater consumption.

Mayo and cranberry sauce are the only appropriate toppings for a leftover sandwich. I smoosh the cranberries and mayo together to make a sauce. I may also dip the turkey straight in the mayo.

We are constrained in public debate by universal consensus to one of two positions: either that all Muslims are ISIS, or that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam. This is detrimental for everyone, but especially for minority Muslims and ex-Muslims living in closed societies who are being brutalized while we take it in…

I'm sorry our legal system hasn't spent the time and money to update our code of law to be more in line with the vernacular of today. Wait, no I'm not. The law is defined, it has a name, changing anything about it opens it to any number of challenges, so deal with the old man name.

Yeah, the atmosphere thing was from St Augustine.