“She is also the reason you and Tasha’s boyfriend are drinking out of your trunk because Big Momma don’t allow no drinking at her house...”

Do not pull a major boner at a black barbeque.

Yeah, America doesn’t tolerate shit like wearing a shirt of your choice while sitting somewhere of your choice. That’s not what freedom is about!

He’s the one in the story with poor judgement? No.

Counterpoint. Go Fuck Yourself.

Oh wow, you’re right. I’ve gotten my share of those looks from the next door neighbor and her Wednesday bible-study group.

I think that would be the exact opposite of a come to Jesus moment.

She is an elected official and cannot be fired. The judge warned her she would be in contempt of court and would be jailed so basically.....No

Because it isn’t really about gay marriage. Did you see her acceptance speech or the other clerk’s interview when he said he would die for the cause? They’re narcissists that like the attention, and their religion allows them to have their egos stroked. She and her family have also held that office for many years, and…

The court will refuse to hear her case. This is a road to nowhere.

That’s the best part of this Southern brand of Christianity—just ask for forgiveness and get baptized again and you’re absolved in the eyes of the Lord and self. It’s how they can be such terrible people and still feel Godly.

I grew up around/am related to people like her. Despite her purported love for Jesus and his love, she’s probably mean as a snake and sanctimonious and judgmental as hell, her refusal to give marriage licenses aside.

A paycheck of almost 80k.

She is not doing her job. She does not have a “right” to have her hateful views tolerated. There are plenty of people in need of a job. She needs to be fired now.

I like that her reason for not getting with her cousin is because she’s married. Not because its her cousin, like if the ring wasnt there it would be game on.

♫ Every time I see you throwing, a lighter into my garage.

OOh-ho, my British friend, I want to thank your homeland for giving the world the actor who so expertly portrays this drunk right here, who is definitely a Mr Hyde.

World class. Even his cats were sluts. All those 6 toed floozies struttin’ around Key West.

That’s called a Madonna, and it’s probably best you drink alone. ;)