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I’m still mad that they never got to produce the KITT episode they talk about on the commentary. I don’t remember the exact idea, but basically Randall somehow finds KITT from Knightrider and starts using him as a car and becomes friend with him. But then KITT gets jealous of his friendship with Dante and winds up… Read more

Parademons? I saw more than two.

This means it’s not remotely a “Bay movie”.
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What does reality have to do with a good joke?

Donkey!

(See Season 1 Episode 1 of Star Trek: Enterprise)

The only yellow/house/Victorian thing I can think of is “The Yellow Wallpaper,” but I don’t know what that has to do with a drink.

That’s EXACTLY what happens.

Exactly. Read more

I liked Brave’s original title of The Bear and the Bow. I know it’s a little on-the-nose, but it’s less generic than what they ended up going with.

Please tell me this is a test with no people involved. God damn it the horror...

Testing. Testing. 1, 2, wheeeeeeeeeee ...

“Save Mothra...” Read more

I think it would have been really cool if Sela had been the villain. It would have even given Data’s death some kind of weight, given his connection to Tasha.

I have the reverse issue - I can’t comment on Kotaku from my desktop, but my phone works just fine. *shrug* Kinja gonna Kinja...

Interesting concept, less interesting execution. The VFX were very distracting.

“He died because you didn’t do the dishes.”

If this was the 90s I’d say that the new symbol is a set up for a variant cover. Read more

Harley’s always been so much more than the Joker’s accomplice-cum-love-interest. Read more

I prefer to think that Harley is not in her right mind when with Joker, and I basically see her arc as one of addiction, not at all of love. The Joker is basically heroin and cocaine and meth combined and he’s ruined her life over and over again. Harley gets clean, she relapses, she gets clean again, she relapses. Read more