TAKE THAT BACK!!

2d girl and cup are off camera, I assume

Comcast Exec: “And they say we have shitty customer service.”

You never go full primate.

“ poo poo cachoo mrs. Robinson...”

Man, now I hope Vegas wins the Stanley Cup so Canadians can learn how to really play Craps.

So THAT’S how they make Timbits!

I figured the napkins were to pick the poo up with, not to wipe her hands after. Here I was nodding my head like, “she has a plan.” Then, nooooope! Picks up the poo with a bare hand. I mean, it’s your poop lady, do with it what you want, but why the bare hand?

I did read that the majority of Canadians have embraced the fact that humans evolved from apes, but damn.

I feel bad for the young worker, who must now be referred to as a poo-teen.

So she went full primate on them.

She didn’t lose it, she put it down and then shared. ..I’m dying

I feel ill now.

That’s very sad. You never like to see someone lose their shit like that.

A big mistake people make is throwing out the possum tails. You get a bunch of tails, boil them in some puddle water, OK? Mix in some road kill bones and you have soup that can keep you warm on those nights that your roof tarp gets a hole in it.

“And once the possum is hypnotized by your feet, that’s when you use the claw hammer.”

Jimmy T is definitely the type of person that walks around with a bagful of Buddig, folding slices of roast beef into his mouth at an alarming rate.

James T. Tomsula has more Heart than any of you woke Marxist apologists will ever know.

Only one of those bags has deli meat in it Samer, the other is full of memories of the open road. By that I mean the remains of Dusty Henry are in there.

He’s got strong thighs from jumping on and off boxcars.