“I’m sorry you were offended by...”

That title definitely puts the “scheiss-ing” on the cake.

The dude’s school district is one town over from me and includes the high school that my school irrationally hated. So, fuck that dude and fuck David Brearley High School.

He was a former member of New Jersey Road Runners - group members are discussing it on facebook. My favorite comment thus far in reply to “strange one”

“[redacted] - you have no idea. He’s one of those close-talkers, too. Years ago on a group run his close talking led to someone falling backwards into the bushes.”

Chances of keeping that job? Squat.

He seems pretty down in the dumps.

No child left behind. Except for the ones that should’ve been dropped off at the pool, instead.

you mean, + #2

good one, dad

He’s setting a good example for athletes throughout the area, showing them how to leave it all on the field.

+2

More like Pooperintendent amirite

It’s simple. His district doesn’t have a phantom pooper problem, therefore his district is outperforming its peers, justifying his generous salary.

i always wondered whether there was shit on the field anywhere outside of Cleveland. now I know.

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

There’s no denying that folks who get the opportunity to go to college with even the slightest amount of student aid are incredibly fortunate.

One would hope a long winded statement about a “Lack of Institutional Control” would be forthcoming. Just so I can complete my “Mealy Mouthed Statments Bingo Card.”

If he would have paid them for sex it would have violated NCAA rules. Not for prostitution, but for giving them a job.

I guess MSU is just lucky he didn’t buy anyone ice cream.

Yes, Nassar was on our payroll. Yes, he used our facilities. Yes, our bureaucracy helped cover up his systematic abuse of girls (meaning not yet women). But they were all in middle school, so they weren’t student athletes.