So you’re saying that teams are supposed to take the same number of free throw attempts?

Present day Barkley.

I havent watched much of the two games, but Golden State is one of the best defensive teams in the league. It doesnt surprise me that much that they shoot way more free throws than they give up

I wish someone would punch you in the face.

He wasn’t cryptic about it. There wasn’t even any build-up to it. It was right at the start of halftime. Chuck just plain said he want’s to punch Draymond in the face, unprompted and wouldn’t explain why when pressed about it.

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

It’s hard out here for her.

Does anyone else keep singing “black chair ump” to the tune of Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun?”

“Plus, it’s inconsistent with the reputation of Alpha Kappa Alpha,”*holds tongue with grip pliers*

“...anonymous source told Rolling Out that the AKA advisor and the newest members of the Alpha Beta chapter were involved in a sex ring, in an effort to save money for their sorority fees.”

*Fights the urge to make a “pretty girls wear pearls (necklaces)” Joke.*

Lighten up Francis! I thought we settled this back in 2015, clearly that chair is white and gold dammit.

black chair umpire,

I didn’t realize that Alonzo Highsmith was a Browns executive now. He went into boxing after football. Now as a Browns executive he’ll spend most of the day banging his head against the desk in frustration. He’ll have completed the CTE trifecta.

“I don’t know what all this means, but there was something about him that bothered me.”

Um, I think we’re all missing the point. Clearly Rosen’s girlfriend had her wits about her in the airport and, knowing it was the Browns, made something up that would “turn them off”. Brilliant strategy on her part.

“sometimes he doesn’t call back right away and I get worried because I don’t know where he is or who he could be talking to”....

(((something)))

If the Browns decided there was something about Rosen they didn’t like, I would take that to mean he will be an excellent NFL quarterback.