Maybe it’s a salami = dick thing? I’m all about the Ghostkeeper, personally

Honest question: what am I missing in the fervor around Salami Blessing?

The notion that the good doctor is illegitimate because he changed his name is downright un-American. Dr. Narwhals Mating is Jay Gatsby made real; a dreamer, the architect of his own reality, and a guy who really, really likes fucking whales. Vote Mating.

Upon learning of the change in name, I cannot, in good conscience, give my vote to the doctor.

Changing your name to get in this tournament is no different than taking a strict diet of performance enhancing drugs to hit 762 home runs. If he somehow wins this, the record books will need an asterisk.

It’s astonishing that the best name could win. After the horrific debacle of 2016 (Taco Pope and Sweet Orefice both making the final 4 and Pope McCorkle III winning), I lost faith in the voters. But they have come back strong. Go Jimbob.

I gotta go with the Ghostkeeper because a) it’s a flawless Hockey Guy name and b) even if legal name changes are OK, it’s still horseshit.

Wait you might be down with name changes but I am in fact not capable of casting a vote for a fraud.

He’s the Terror!

the ability of an entire generation (that has never had it easier than any before or since who have ever or will ever live) to buy things in the 1970s and 1980s and then be lauded as geniuses because that shit appreciated even faster than they could pull the ladder to success up behind them and suppress the next 2…

If they collectively had any courage, sense, or honor, they wouldn’t have let the dipshit hijack the narrative.

I wasn’t aware that Skeletor had purchased an NFL team - good for him! Practices must be a BITCH, though....

Actually, they sound pretty much exactly the same as a bunch of poor assholes sitting around a bar discussing the same topic.

Does Bob McNair not know that using the word “compadres” makes him sound like a stereotypical cattle rustler in a lazily written Western, and not cool in any way?

Houston Texans owner Bob McNair was more direct. He urged the players to tell their colleagues to, essentially, knock off the kneeling. “You fellas need to ask your compadres, fellas, stop that other business, let’s go out and do something that really produces positive results, and we’ll help you.”

“You fellas need to ask your compadres, fellas, stop that other business, let’s go out and do something that really produces positive results, and we’ll help you.”

these guys are pretty dumb.

Really, they came off as cowards: “We don’t really like Trump, honest! But he’s gonna keep taking shots as us so please save us from his soggy wrath.”

Pegula may not know much about race relations, but his comments on the adverse effects of climate change should not be ignored.

It’s funny how they could have had these things if some dipshit hadn’t hijacked the narrative as being disrespectful to The Troops.