If it were him, the Tweet would be really slick and pop-sounding but people would still consider it grunge.

Morrissey is garbage. Pay attention!

“Push it/make the tweets go harder”

Word. The “irrelevant” part is especially cute given that Garbage has nicely settled into the legacy band bracket in the last couple of years.

Sure, but they’re not all Garbage tweets.

Further proof of why I love (in a non-creepy way!) Shirley Manson. She’s no bullshit and calls them how she sees them. Her FB feed is pretty unfiltered.

Yeah, Butch Vig and Shirly Manson are a couple nobodies who’ve never done anything in music. Fuck those pissants, I seriously doubt anyone’s ever heard any music THEY put out.

Pretty sure it’s Shirley. I follow both her and the official Garbage page on FB and there’s a lot of interplay and similarities between the two.

Everything Morrissey has said since approximately 1989 could be subtitled Old Man Yells at Cloud.

I would type for you

I would type for you

I would sell my soul just to write your tiny thoughts

in case you forgot
(UaaaaAAAaaa)

Generally it’s Shirley.

The band, Garbage.

I would tweet for you

That was the tweet that keeps me awake

He’s a hot mess.

I’ve always wondered what kind of heavy metals were getting into his veggies, but now I think maybe his veggies were all just coca leaves.

His Brexit praise was exceptionally stupid. He praised the British people for not listening to experts (who said that Brexit is a horrible idea) and instead to their gut/lizard racist brain.

From the previous AV Club article, ‘[...] he was very happy with the fact that people voted for something that they had been…

I hate everything about the NFL except for Marshawn Lynch.

Anything that makes trump mad is great, hopefully he will have a heart attack and quit.

I seem to remember that for the game that was played in London (I don’t remember which teams), the protesting players knelt during Star Spangled Banner, but stood for God Save the Queen. Anyway, good for Lynch. Standing for the Mexican anthem is yet another finger jab in the eyes of the Trumpkins.