Therapist - “Okay, we are going to do a little exercise in word association.”

I voted for Clay Travis. Because while they’ve all got stupid takes, Clay Travis was actually a pretty successful lawyer before becoming a take artist. And if you’re read some the interviews he’s given, it’s blatantly obvious that he doesn’t actually believe a word of anything he says - it’s exclusively because he…

Ugh...voted instantly for him without thinking but you’re right...

Clay Travis probably deserves the award, but I know he’d also wear it as some badge of Owning The Libs Pride, so fuck his scratchy-scalp Pepe Lite ass.

This poll was really meaningful to me.

Ray Lewis, no question.

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The Navy’s going to need to probe this issue, bone up on its fundamentals and find the member responsible.

This just proves the penis mightier than the sword.

“Daddy, do you have a favorite kid?”

“Daddy, are me or Henry your favorite?”
“Neither.”
“You have to have one.”
“No, I don’t, actually. I hate the both of you exactly the same. Because of you, I have so much less discretionary income. And your brother still shits himself.”

I kind of think football stadiums are always worse than basketball/hockey arenas because 1) you’re literally only getting 8+ home dates out of an NFL stadium so the whole “it’ll help the local economy” argument is extra b.s., 2) arenas tend to be cheaper, and 3) arenas are easier to repurpose on vacant days. So yeah,…

Mark Davis was pure greed (shocking). Really? Couldn’t find any financing? He would’ve given up some ownership but he’down in the bay.

Remember when I said we hadn’t seen the full fallout? I do. As though it was just earlier today.

Atlanta and Detroit both paid out of their own damn pockets to replace perfectly functioning arenas, but at least (not saying much!) Detroit effectively replaced two arenas with one and brought a team (that nobody seems to very much care about) back in to the city, so Atlanta ‘wins’ here.

Not sure how the Cobb County…

Vegas was pretty egregious but at least it could be argued that the Raiders actually did need a new stadium. Atlanta has no such valid fucking argument for needing Megatron’s Butthole.

The fuck it sells well.

I would like a write in for personal seat licensing fees.

Asking me to choose which stadium scam I dislike most is like asking me to choose which of my children I dislike the most, by which I mean I hate them all equally because they make my life a living hell.

My bias will show in my name, but as far as I can tell no one tried to buy an election in the other non-Calgary cities using a candidate whose only policies were basically “what if we took all the public transit money... and gave it to a rich hockey team?”