Time to switch jackets over to something more waterproof. I’ve already replaced my windshield wipers as any good PNWer should do this time of year.

Today the UNDEFEATED  WINLESS Bulls announced that Portis would be suspended for eight games.

FTFY

Dummy :) +1

+1 ...yeah, I really do think

Nobody loves those. It’s true.

It’s like a death row pardon two minutes too late.

+120 minutes

And isn’t it Mirotic, don’t you think?

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thinks that way, that I wasn’t missing some obvious advantage to playing at Oklahoma Flat & Dust,

That’s some Bulls hit.

“Jesus Christ Bobby. I said I was from Monte-negro. Read a fucking book for once!”

If most college football players thought this way, the University of Hawaii would be undefeated every year.

My dickhead step-cousin who was a huge asshole when I was a kid went there and was all over Facebook crowing when they were good, and is now strangely silent. So I’m enjoying this, too.

Ole Miss’s problem is that they cheated too much, too quickly. Those top recruiting classes didn’t pass the smell test. They either knew the hammer would drop on them one day and were willing to trade that for short-term glory or they were fools and thought they could get away with it indefinitely. As an MSU fan I…

I dont think 99% of recruits care about the nearest beach. It’s about brand/success which brings with it ego / eyeballs / twitter follows / pro scouts etc. Getting Treadwell was surprising because Ole Miss was shitty not because of Oxford.

This sentence originally read “Some of the recruits made sense—the nation’s top-ranked player, Robert Nkemdiche, for example, was an obvious fit, since the defensive lineman’s less-talented older brother had been brought to Starkville years earlier and stashed far down on the depth chart.” due to an editing error.…

There’s something pretty rad about a failed 90s musician/ex-con bringing down the most publicly pious asshole in college football (non-Briles/Baylor division).

Colorado Rockies?

I hope they still can keep the home version of the game