Sure, we all want a cart, they’re more fun anyway, but who would miss it less? The closet smoker who still plays pickup basketball and tried his hand at kite-boarding a couple months back? Or this guy?

Yeah, but does Trump get a cart? My uncle was a club pro, and he played hockey in the AHL and WHA. He often said he wasn’t a great golfer, but he’d ‘outwalk’ opponents, their game would break down on the back nine.

“He shot a 38 under, man. Don’t dis Dear Leader like that...”

No, see, it’s only cucking if you’re agreeing with a liberal or a woman or a minority or a foreigner. If Graham had said the same thing about Obama, for example, he’d be an uber-cuck, because Obama is a minority and a liberal and Trump told me he’s a foreigner and he’s probably a woman too.

I 100% completely believe this. In fact, I’m pretty sure that Trump can probably consistently shoot in the 60s. I personally think that his talent is once in a generation talent and he would be an absolute fool not to retire from his current job and pursue golfing full time. Donald Trump for Pro Tour 2018!!!

Привет, товарищ

Are you 70+ years old. I think you are applying your game and not the game of a 70+ year old un-athletic man.

“What impressed me about the president is that he has a nice, compact swing, and he can get it up-and-down from jail.”

“...and he can get it up-and-down from jail.” 

Oh god what have I done...

Still dubious at best. After doing a brief look at the scorecard for that course, if the course played 6,800 yards from the blues as Graham claims (probably bullshit because the yardage for the blues there comes in at around 6,400). Then Donny and his 250 yard drives would be facing an average par 4 of over 400 yards.…

I prefer cheaters that don’t get caught.

Tough walking 3 feet from the cart to your ball. Dude brings cart on the greens.

“He has an athletic swing.” Come on, man.

I’m surprised he can play so well, considering those debilitating bone spurs in his heel (which one? He can’t remember!) that kept him out of Vietnam.

“Saints preserve me, it was lahk wawtchin’ Tigger Woods play Golden Tee- oops, did ah say Tigger?”

why does graham feel like now is an appropriate time to talk about a guy shooting 73 or 74? don’t politicize this!

Lindsey Graham tweets some unnecessarily (and bizarrely specific) flattering bullshit about a guy who treats him and his entire party like trash. Isn’t that what the MAGAs would consider the very definition of a cuck? Or, am I doing this wrong?

Lindsay Graham.

So just like his dipshit son lies about crossfit, his dipshit dad lies about golf.