I can’t take credit for being this witty, but if the tenth movie isn’t called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, that’s a real missed opportunity.

This is the only place I can think of posting this.

Is it a feud if it’s entirely one-sided and the other person never responds?

Yes, if there’s one thing I know about Tyrese, it’s that he’s a family man. It’s all about family! You don’t turn your back on family! (Maybe he doesn’t know what the word “family” means?)

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but I’m ready for the franchise to end. It should have ended with Paul Walker. :/

And yet we can name 50 awful things off the top of our heads — all by our president!

Well at least he’s got his priorities straight while being investigated by Child Services for abusing his daughter to the point of not being able to sit down without being in extreme pain. I suspect he’s about as good an actor and costar as he is a dad.

So...in other words:

Not sure too many people really objected to Newton’s original comment as anything but dumb. But his inability and unwillingness to acknowledge his dumbness when she approached him after the presser is really the crux of the problem. All he had to do was apologize to her personally and it would’ve been dropped, but…

Now who will put the fruit on his bottom?

(throws verbal equivalent of INT 12 feet over Kelvin Benjamin’s head)

Y’know, I guess there really are no limits to peoples’ ignorance and stupidity. I said previously that people would have been coming to Cam’s defense with the “it was just a joke” angle, had he only been white. Sure enough, gender’s place on the bigotry meter has been revealed.

I know this is fake because he would never defend a black dude.

Gotta love the logic some are applying that because Rodrigue had some bad tweets back in the day, they think they’re off-setting penalties and they’ll just replay the down.

Covered in shit and yogurt... just like the teens in the porta potty challenge article

There’s some deep meta going on when using a reference to a movie line that is sarcastic about making references to respond to another reference.

I don’t hate the Yankees. I said watching a reliever hit a triple and and pitch through back-to-back dingers to get out of an inning was more fun than bullpen management, which is fine. Chill out.

Amazing couple innings — and way more fun than Girardi’s bullpen management seminar the night before.

If Archhie had given up any more runs, it would’ve made his manager look like a real jughead.