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I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.

Can't be much worse than strapless....

"Whenever you politicize something, you contaminate it."

I know, I know, travel is hellish, and hellish travel during hellish weather is more hellish. I hate flying, I hate airports, and I'm not too big on travel for travel's sake. I totally empathize with your nightmarish airport experience. I've been there. But step back— you just wrote a whole thing about spending an

Chianti is the perfect red to put in tomato sauce, too, and it makes amazing sangria.

I like merlot, but I friggin love Chianti. Drink it, soup it, boil it, freeze it, bake it, mull it. If I need it to taste better, it gets Chianti.

Schools never close in the city where I live because parents are still expected to go to work and they need somewhere for their kids to be. Sometimes the school buses don't run, but I walked to school so that made no difference to me. In rural areas, you get school closures because nearly everyone takes the bus and

You should add to this one that this will be when the furnace breaks. And they will be ridiculously busy because everyone else's furnaces broke and you didn't know until you got home from work at 6, so they will come at midnight. By then you will have burned all your spare socks for warmth.

I am to the point where I will tell people that are lording their warm temperatures to fuck. right. off. And not even in a kidding, haha way. Just fuck off.

I'm in that -40 region. It is unreal. My dog has never been so acutely aware of her exposed butthole. She's not having it. PS: I wish I were doing both aforementioned activities, but alas, I am working. Eff.

Yo, that same polar vortex that's attacking the US is in Canada as well. Shitty weather doesn't magically stop at the border. Only differences are that here it's EVEN COLDER and nothing is cancelled or closed. I have never had a snow day in my life. Yeah, I'm bitter.

The metric system America, it's useful and sensible and the rest of the planet uses it. Just a suggestion.

Heh.

How I have felt every time I read a Mark article.

Is there any more proof that women doing all the shit men do but as women terrifies the shit out of them in a society as patriarchal as this one? It seems the only reason these women have to stay virgins is because on some level, having a sexually active woman who has sex like a man and can socially do all the things

I'm going a year without buying clothes. Where's my book deal?

I do not accept the fact that her name is Beautiful Existence? REALLY?!