....everything else seems like a robot mimicking human emotion.

Oh YES. YESYESYESYESYES.

I'm sorry, I have to disagree. You might have large tits, but I'm not jealous. I can run without taping my tits to my chest. As far as I'm concerned, itty bitty titties WIN.

I see Darwin award nominees.

Scrubs it is then. Still a long way from halter tops and daisy dukes.

Okay, if we think about the work a student does, we could say that sturdy, comfortable and flexible clothing that is safe would be optimal. Not all students sit at desks; they're doing science experiments or working in woodshop (argument for long pants and closed-toe shoes at all times), they're carrying heavy objects…

Because they're not under a skirt or sweater; girls are wearing tights with short tops. When those tights are really tight, they reveal waaaay more than most of us care to see.

It's "Moose Knuckle."

I'm very jealous of (and curious about) their selective vision. It's like the opposite of x-ray vision or something.

Congratulations to you. I commend you on your ability to selectively oogle.

Okay, I guess we should advocate for nudist schools then. That oughta solve everything.

Well golly, you must be some proud of yourself!

I never said "dressing for learning," but if I did, you could think of it like "dressing for working." I'm sure you know that concept...then again, you don't read terribly well and aren't exactly pro-social in your assumption that other commenters are pervs so...my guess is you're unemployed.

Your name, sir, is hilarious.

Um...did you not read my post? Also...pretty hard not to look at an entire person (bits included) if they are standing more than 5 feet from you. But you already know that, you're just being an ass.

If people did what? Huh? I think you meant to reply to someone else.

If you can see up it, down it or through it...NO.

Sounds like teaching...one colleague will be in a track suit, another in a shirt and tie and a third in dirty jeans and a tee shirt. It's insane. But I'm the "crazy art teacher" (replete with red hair) so I get to wear whatever the fuck I want.

As a teacher, I have to say, I am oh so very tired of seeing camel toe in the hallways. Girls shouldn't wear leggings as pants to school for the same reasons adults shouldn't wear them to work; they reek of unprofessionalism and are embarassing to look at (and FYI, no, I can't just not look at the students I'm working…