My parents rescued a dog several years ago. In her first Christmas in her new home, the dog knocked over the tree. By the time my parents got downstairs, the dog was calmly sitting next to the destruction, chomping on the baby Jesus ornament. There were popcorn balls hanging all over that tree, but the dog opted for…
Not here anymore
nothereanymore
Damn that cat for being thin undyed cotton. Damn them straight to hell.
Even worse, I bet that cat is a HALF-BREED MUSLIN!
That cat's no "asshole." I'll admit it's hard to tell if he's an atheist or a muslin, but he's clearly part of "The War on Christmas."
At least they did the moral thing and got married.
Jesus H., is anyone else tired of all these "ovaries just exploded" and "does things to my uterus" remarks? They were funny about 3 years ago for five minutes. New metaphors, please. Please!
Eww, he is like an old, angry, craggy Ken doll. I bet you can smell the cortisol coming off him.
That's Heisenberg levels of purity right there.
Even if it were Female Reindeer in Heat Urine, the joke's on them (like it wasn't already), because Santa's reindeer are likely to be either female reindeer or castrated males. So NO ONE is getting tripped up!
The most important question here is not who would buy this, but why is Santa attracted by Cass Creek Harmon Synthetic Mule Deer Female in Heat Scent?
Seriously! To me that was the most fucked up part of the article. I turned to my husband and said, "This is why I will never do well in a business venture. I'm not a hideous, soulless she-demon."
"In watching the PSA, it becomes clear that this kind of sexual harassment is not a specifically Egyptian problem. Women all over the world face unwanted touching, comments and seedy behavior from men in a variety of circumstances, whether it be riding the bus, walking down the street or simply attempting to exist in…
Says a lot that they have a male narrator at the end.
Whoa, taste the rainbow.
I think the fact that she started out by ordering native craftspeople to produce what she wanted and selling them at a profit was.... maybe an early indicator that she wasn't going to be the worlds greatest employer. :/
Hallelujah amen!
People need to be able to go after universities and colleges for what happens in their Greek systems. Maybe if the university coffers were at risk, institutions would be more willing to take real steps toward reform. As it is, they get to hide behind the "unsanctioned activity" canard so they can rake in donations…
This will amaze you, but there are actually women who can fix their own car and their own computer. Also, my mother mows the lawn half the time. My father mows it the other half. When I get a lawn of my own (alas, apartment), it'll be on me. I can also hook up the new tv and work the remote. Who can't do that?!?