SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee...POP! *head explodes*

See to me, that says trash. As in, you're too busy collecting welfare to work and therefore can care for your hideous tallons trash.

Wow. That's beyond bull-headed. I teach and I rarely meet kids like that. Sounds like your parents were awesome in dealing with it though.

Great point! I can just imagine some guy named Chaz trying to stick his 85mm lens up that "goddess'" wazoo and shouting GIVE IT TO ME BABY, OOOOH YEAH!

Bahahaha, indeed. AMAZING.

Oh dear god. These two sound like a nightmare. Imagine she ends up having to have an emergency c-section...they'll probably spend the rest of their lives agonizing over their "damaged" experience or something. Fuuuuck.

Well, I guess you're such a special snowflake that you're doomed to extinction.

Um...i used to receive welfare and worked my way up...now I'm pretty rich and I live in a city that has yucky water. So I put water in a pitcher in the fridge to "offgas," or boil it. I fully appreciate food deserts and how hard it is to feed anyone adequately on food stamps...but water? REALLY? I'm sorry, but no one…

You NEVER want to be the one to point out an ED/weight disorder, for your own good.

Your boyfriend has a caffeine addiction; he needs his coffee, and that's fine.

no, prolly not. Too busy watching TV/Facebooking.

You're probably set then; good luck!

High five! *smack*

I'm sorry, but that's really wussy.

She was supposed to put it in a pitcher in the fridge; the chlorine taste all but disappears.

BRAWNDO IS THE FEWTUUUR.

Or...you just might be really fucked. It's water....a pretty mild taste all considered.

oooh, not good.

Probably the potassium; Coke or a banana works too.

This would be funny if it weren't so true. None of my friend's kids will drink plain water, because that's GROSS. Really kid? Try drinking water infected with cholera or parasites. That's GROSS. Shut up and drink up!