Dood. Humour...you know, lolz. Look it up.

This explains A LOT of my friend's marriages. Yikes.

CSPI does amazing work on behalf of the public; they're pretty much the only thing standing between the current food industry and Soilent Green.

Oh yes, I do enjoy whipping my boobs out and offending folks like you. Luckily where I live, I have the legal right to breastfeed wherever I am...and so I do. I've never had anyone complain or side eye because they KNOW they have no legal ground to stand on. It's a beautiful thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to…

This sounds like my husband as a kid; he didn't really learn to read until he was six. He speaks five languages, has a PhD and publishes in some of the most exclusive journals in his field now. Kids really do develop at their own pace!

Well said; this is exactly it.

Watch with your eyes, listen with your heart:

I'm so sick of people spewing their ignorance everywhere! SHIT! I do not want to see your stupidity, ever. If you must speak, please stuff a sock in your mouth first.

Sounds like you weren't working hard enough, asshole.

Well, if you piss me off by staring and pointing and saying "that's so GROSS!" I may be forced to use my nipple as a weapon and spray milk your way.

Ditto. So I'm one and done.

Shit, Taco. Your aim sucks. Try harder next time!

Jenna, you definitely made the fashion world and this blog a better place! Thanks for all the wonderful critical, insightful and entertaining reads. I think I can safely speak for other Jezzies when I say we will miss reading you on the regular! Best of luck!

Oh yeah, how dare those filthy wage slaves ask for safety! Greedy pigs! What will they demand next? Actual paid sick days? Health benefits? NOOOOOOO!

Indeed, methinks between all of the atheists, Muslims, Hindus, Jews and other folks that don't believe (in the "right" god) it would be pretty damn crowded! Then again, I don't believe there is a hell, so I guess I'm not going to get too worked up about that one. ;-)

WTF? Yeah, what a loving, Christ-like thing to say. *eyeroll*

I don't inquire or comment about the religious practices of others; it's none of my business. I just wish they would do the same.

I'll worry more about coming across as a dick when religious folks stop telling me I'm going to hell, thanks.

I'm sure like most things use in *moderation* (one per day or less) is just fine.

PLEAZE !