Bwahahahaha. Perrrrrfect.

Dude, that NY Times Article is my jam. I'm hoping Lustig can save us all!

Lindy, I didn't get that from Ari.

Teaching children how to make responsible choices for themselves is the whole point you fucking nitwit

Thank you for the link.

You seem unfamiliar with the concept of marketing, or of the food industry in general.

Can I add cancer too? Newer research is showing that cancer cells may be getting the benefit of all that insulin that's flooding our bodies after we eat the soilent starches.

Joke? I think you might have a problem with reading. That is NOT what Ari said.

RAWR! Let the rage floooooow! Yessssss!

Yup, yup, yup. This is OLD news. Unfortunately, it seems to be travelling slowly/meeting with a lot of resistance.

Well obv she doesn't give a shit what that looks like either.

CHA-CHING!

Yes. Curse capitalism. It's literally killing us.

Absofuckinglutely. Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. Of course, knowing MJ and his past collections, that is the look he's going for. Twirl for the camera Markie!

Let's revise that to "Marc Jacobs has the tackiest everything."

Banana hammock.

Totally. Over $500? They had better be made of effing golden Lentils, hand-sewn by unicorns.

Brilliant. Love it!

Oh, but it's like a Middleton signature. Pippa does it too. Very chav.

Sorry, if I want to get "empowered" with my friends I'd rather we train for a 5k race or join a quilting club or stick hot pokers in our eyes.