FYI the dress is made from hand-woven Unicorn pubes.

Where I come from all the bottles say "Please enjoy responsibly." Seems like a reasonable catch-all to me.

Thank you. People here are searching so hard for someone to scream "troll" at they've missed my point entirely.

I know, I hang out with guys a lot, I've seen it. I'm the one who sneaks in later to wipe the shaving cream/marker off dude's face, take off his glasses and shoes, tuck him in and leave water and Advil by the bedside.

Yup, shout it loud, shout it proud!

There's this thing, it's called hand washing...

Maybe this wouldn't be a thing if more people actually used that gooey/bar stuff beside the sink and, you know, properly washed their fucking hands?

Yep, absolutely. OB for the win...(well, until I met Diva Cup).

Oh! Poor little pumpkin. Such a sweetie. So glad she's going to be okay!

Zeusinhera I am very sorry so many of the men in your life have abused you. Whether or not you are smart, or deaf, or what you look like has nothing to do with it. These men abused you because they were not taught that it is unacceptable to abuse and hurt and rape. That is the absolute truth, and I am not trying to…

Seat belts are precautions...against people who choose to drive aggressively and break the rules of the road. Much like being able to get yourself out of a bad situation/having a buddy is a precaution against people who get aggressive when they are drunk and break the rules of human decency. While being raped…

Like I said before, you need to get help. Please. Please get yourself somewhere safe, be it with friends, family or an abused woman's shelter. As much as you're annoying me, I'm worried about you.

Perfect. (Wild applause)

No, I'm not a MAN. I'm a woman, a feminist and a victim of rape.

Normally I would tell you to eff off as well (and read the whole damn thread), but it is clear you have far greater problems than can be covered in the scope of this discussion. Get help. Seriously.

The thing is I'm pretty sure even a thirteen-year-old has been SATURATED in the Constant Vigilance (Or You Will Be Raped) dogma, and I'm pretty sure she knows that booze cuts the self-defense legs out from under you because everyone knows alcohol impairs certain functions.

Yeah, I suppose a warning about letting out your inner Mr. Hyde could be in order.

Um...read the rest of the comment thread before you rip into someone, okay? You might be interested in the part that says I'm a woman who has been raped while drunk (!!!) and yet I still think warning young people (women AND men) about the dangers of overconsumption is a reasonable thing to do.

Yep, with some minor copy editing, that could work.

Oh yes, I completely agree. Men have to be taught why rape culture is abhorrent, wrong and evil. And they need to be explicitly told it is never, ever okay to sexually victimize someone, help/cover for someone else victimizing someone, or to joke about sexual assault in any way. But beyond that, both men and women…