Yeah, that might do it. ;-)

You're right. It is best not to engage them...problem is they're EVERYWHERE. And if I bite my tongue any harder it's going to bleed.

Bang on. Lovely response. I couldn't agree more.

In a word, yes. We've been well-trained by society, marketers and our environment to expect almost everything to be fast, easy, convenient. Most people can't be bothered to change (or even challenge) this mindset. "Cooking? Do you mean, like, cutting up food and heating it up and stuff? That's so hard/time…

Oh dear god. What a freak. Sounds eerily familiar.

Normal. I REPEAT...NORMAL.

Six-month mom here. My baby is awesome. Parenting is reasonable, if not a total breeze; I have a happy baby, a helpful hubby and a supportive network. My kid seldom cries, eats and sleeps well, is meeting his milestones and is happy to play by himself for stretches.

Is that on The Bump? Avoid TB at all costs. It is populated by crazy, insecure, nasty, back-stabby cunts. You don't need their "advice"/"support" any more than you need a fork in your eye or a razor blade in your urethra. Seriously.

Good for you! If you can teach them about context you've got it made.

Yeah, like most people I'm worried about how it will reflect on me when he pipes up with an "oh fuck!" in the middle of class or something. ;-)

Okay, yes, now that I've gone digging, I can see that. Glad you realized why that is such a shitty sentiment to have.

Hey Venkman...eat my ass. Seriously. A man suffers from a strange, debilitating and highly unusual ailment and all you can (mistakenly) think is "this bullshit is costing me money!" You are the worst kind of scum.

Ouch. Is she sure it wasn't "wanna sucker?" I'm thinking I'd be in total denial if I were her! ;-)

Indeed. That is a nightmare scenario. Nobody needs those memories, really. Just look at the zillions cute pictures your parents instagrammed of you.

Bahahaha. We're soooo screwed!

How did I miss this story? This is amazing. Good for Bovrisse; she is exactly the kind of woman I DO want to emulate. The "Prada" woman with her cutesy look and made in China overpriced wares? Not so much.

Well I for one am glad. There's no way in hell I want my baby boy remembering what I say when some asshole cuts me off in traffic (still working on controlling that potty mouth!). Or what I look like getting out of the shower.

Yep. You need the fibre...otherwise you're just getting sugar-high (which will, ironically, make you fat). The whole idea of a juice cleanse is completely stupid.

Fire that stylist.

Bahaha, WTeverlovingF is that???