I just wish everyone would stop reporting these kiddie shootings as news. They aren't news America. They're your new normal. This is now normal. Yup.

Well, generally speaking, I try to avoid those types, but seeing as how you're stuck with them, I would advise you to either a) get really used to listening and nodding and being everyone's favourite person or b) try strong-arming the conversation to make it very evident that the person has not reciprocated interest…

Amazing.

Way to call the BULLSHIT. Stigma, check yourself for it!

I would second that choice. Perhaps Kate Blanchett?

YESSSSSSS! I fucking loved every frame of this adaptation. Brilliant.

This is my life story too. I hate this closet. I'd kill to get out of it...but it would probably cost me my job.

"Don't be a you-whore but don't be a them-whore. Be a whore-whore. You know what I mean."

I'd like to see a Downton Abbey line of pet accessories. My dog would look smashing in rope pearls and a fascinator.

According to who? Many people enjoy his work. Let them.

Bahahaha. Love this GIF.

You win!

Who the fuck cares? You went on a date with a loser. Do yourself the favour of not wasting any more of your life on this dick-chew by rehashing his sartorial preferences.

Personally if I were a designer I wouldn't lend to most of these celebrities out of fear of tarnishing my brand. I'd be shooting for the likes of Tilda Swinton; something tells me she's the kind of gal who returns a dress dusted in fame, glory and glam rock sparkles (with a hint of unicorn farts).

I really don't see how this could work. At all. Juice, especially fruit juice, is full of sugars. How is drinking sugars (and little else) for days going to help you "cleanse"? What does that even mean? I smell bullshit.

YES. This is what we need to talk about. Companies that actively fought improving working conditions because of GREED (or, as some would call it, Capitalism). Fuuuuck. Where are my rage GIFs when I need them?

Well said!

My local university campus is covered in this shit...boat shoes, scrunchies, baggy but short, sweatshirts, camel-toe enhancing leggings, mom jeans...it's a fucking hipster plague of incredible UGLY. Also, they dress exactly like I did when I was in grade eight, begging my mom to let me start buying my own clothes. I…

Oh, I know. My current self doesn't condone what my former party-self did. It was meant as a rather tongue-in-cheek/don't try this at home comment. If I'd been arrested for harassment or assault I would have deserved it.

Eff that nonsense. Maybe it's just us of Scottish descent but I luuurve me a man in a kilt. Also, "Kilt Flipping" (pretty much what it sounds like) can be a fun and challenging sport. Just remember to duck and cover when that lad turns around swinging his fist.