Ah, yes. Alberta. Say no more!

This is callous as fuck but...evolution at work? You know...culling the stupid?

Just curious...where in Canada do you live? I'm Canadian and have endured the usual teasing and stereotypes, but nothing like you describe. Wow.

Bahahaha...that DNA is spreading, we WILL DOMINATE YOU ALL!

Congrats! You sound like I was in terms off size in my pregnancy.

Your boobs may not get bigger; mine stopped swelling pretty early in (settled at 32E). Big, but manageable.

Preach.

Mmmm...some of us have bodies that changed more drastically than that. I went size zero to about size twelve...and am back down to about a size six. Also, I care about looking stylish and having a good fit. So yeah, the past year has seen me buy quite a few items of clothing (Small silver lining is I was able to…

I fucking hated every goddamn second of pregnancy. I fail to see what is fun or nice about it.

Not true for everyone. I had a scare, but it was just water retention.

I could not agree more.

What the everloving fuck are those?

Perfect GIF. (Golf clap)

Buuuuuuuurp!

Holy shit.

Oh fuuuuuck! The mental image there is disturbing.

No, no you're quite right about that. They'll hold the child for photo opps and then shuttle it back to wherever they raise those things.

I see....Funny how I think I saw that movie but have no recollection of it. that being said, I wanna get chocolate wasted too!

This woman is a mean arsehole. I personally think her entire pregnancy is the K-K-Karmic slap in the face she so desperately needs. Maybe by the time she's at the child-rearing part she'll have gained some empathy and class. Then again...prolly not.

Chocolate wasted? What is this heavenly state you speak of?