No one ever said that you can't be both a feminist and a complete moron.

I WANNA BE AN ALPHA RANGER!

But he can't be assess chaps Prince, he's assess chaps "the artist formerly known as Prince" Prince.

Nope, sorry. You wrong! You goin' DOOOOOOWN! 80's foreva! Hup! Hup!

Nope. We're one and done- Mr. TheRed is getting le grande snip soon!

Two words: Isabel Marant.

Thank you!

Amen. This is disgusting.

Yeah, where do we even start...ugh.

Ditto. Why is coherent writing (especially in titles/headlines) so hard to come by?

Well, I would hope that a person with such a condition would have the good sense to head for the bathroom long before it got urgent.

The U and the V are the same letter in Latin; it is pronounced BUL-gari, or if you prefer, VUL-garity.

All that Botox has gone to her brain.

Let's just face it; there are a metric shit-ton of awful, distracted, drugged, drunk and just plain exhausted drivers out there. It would seem that the vast majority of people on the road need to wake up, sober up and put down the phone. It's a wonder there aren't more serious accidents.

Shitting on the floor or just generally spreading your filth, germs and disease (and making life hell for the poor souls that have to clean up after you) is kind of a major infraction in my books. It's fucking gross and antisocial.

Dodai, you forgot this!

Fuuuuck. Nasty.

UNLESS you have a stroller and/or need to use the change table.

Agreed! This was a highly necessary article that needs to be spread far and wide.

Yes, yes we will.