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I do prefer them to concrete, if only for the sake of my poor knees.

We have a winner!!!

"No Mensurating in Common Areas," eh? Spell check anyone?

Hahahaha. I want that app.

Yes. She should be taking lessons from Will Smith in his Fresh Prince days. Or Justin Bieber.

Well, to be fair she just had a kid. But yeah, overalls...

That Pavel kid is terrifying. Or rather, his toys are terrifying. Fuuuuck.

This is pure poetry. Thank you.

Don't worry about it; ultimately, it's your own judgement that counts. Who cares what other people are liking (or hating)?

Yeah, I don't know much about him, but now I'm just superfuckingconfused. O guess he was just a flawed person, just like the rest of us.

I just want to laugh at them. Fuuuuck.

Oh, those are back already, preferrably worn with a baseball jacket and black loafers. Gofer.

AAAAAAAAGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

How about cuntiness?

But of course dahling!

Maybe it's not actual physical assault, but it could constitute psychological assault. Whatever it is, it is not okay.

I worry about what this means for my three-month-old son. He gets ridiculously excited when I whip out a boob. ;-)

Everything you say-spot on!

I nominate Clem to write the "world according to the privileged male ego" articles.

Banana. I think Hugo has some sausage for you.