Hello? Jez? Please edit. It's PREMIER, not premiere.

Dear Tracy,

Um, no, it's real. And I did have a son, and we did have him circumcised. He never cried, and wasn't even fussy after. So you can just stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Thanks. ;-)

Good call (pun sort of intended).

Good for you. It just squicks me out, regardless of my sexuality (and no, I'm not).

EW. Guys are rubbing their phones with their wangs now? Fuuuuuuck. Disgusting. And yet another reason to not ever touch someone else's phone.

Apparently there is. Field trip anyone?

Yeah, they couldn't get mine in, so I had the have it done surgically. I will always remember how painful the attempts to get it past my cervix were. It scarred me for life!

Oh Elie, how I love thee. That Elizabethan redux wedding gown is just bitchin'.

Okay everyone, here it is; USE THE GOLDEN FUCKING RULE. Do unto others and all that shit. If I wouldn't like FB status updates about my own bodily functions shared with the world, why in fucksname would I share such things about my child (who I supposedly love?)

For the first time in my life I have curves (two months post-partum), and someone told me I should play up the "bombshell" look the other day. Um, NO. Sorry, but I just want my boyish stick figure back. I'm just not into curves (on me).

Nope. I feel this way too. EW.

So what about the menfolk? Are they just always at their ugliest?

It makes me fucking stabby. The fact that Anne is a redhead is central to the character. Also, time period? Overall demeanour? I'm taking it the "graphic designer" can't actually read.

Just because I am a pragmatist with my head screwed on straight doesn't mean I'm not also a wildly enthusiastic closet idealist who teaches for the love of it.

Yes. THANK YOU!

Looks like they were going for A Clockwork Orange to me. Awful.

None of this is actually anything Mlle Chanel ever would have wanted to make or wear. It's fussy, awkward and awful.

Wonderful. :-)