Actually, I think she would be a rather entertaining date, you know, in the same way watching a car wreck is entertaining.

Also, in addition to the meds, get some CBT. It's a lot more effective than a handbag.

Yup, you'd better cut that he-whore loose.

I'm wincing just thinking that I could have been her. Ouch.

Indeed, that's quite a feat.

Thank you!

As a Manolo girl, all I can say is its about time.

Bahahaha. They can!

Both dahling.

It's been over for a while now; I'm surprised Vogue took so long in reporting it.

Fuck that shit indeed!

THANK YOU!

Applause!

Um, you obviously have no clue about babies. They aren't pets FYI.

Wait...I thought the guy who invented the Segway was killed while riding a Segway. Brain fart?

Simply put, mature adults don't go around blaming others for their shortcomings (even if those others are assholes).

Yes, remember us! Or our stones, rather.

Emeralds are awful; my husband saw a man get shot in the Emerald fields of Colombia.

Yep. This just makes me want to cry, poor kitty.

We've all been singled out by teachers unfairly; it's part of the whole school experience, really.