Exactly this. Someone posted this tweet some time back, and it was perfect.

I remember hearing that when it aired. It was truly a driveway moment.

Cranberry flavored and Titos is an excellent breakfast elixir.

I’ve never commented before on Kinja, but I wanted to make a point that had the procedural motion to move forward on debate failed, McConnell and co. could’ve gone back to the drawing board and come back with a bill and tried to pass it as a budget reconciliation bill with only 51 votes. However, budget reconciliation…

I went to see him read a couple months ago and let me tell you, I don’t think I’ve ever been so star struck. And he is SO lovely. He shared his bread with me off his dinner plate while he signed my book (he drew a large middle finger while we exchanged pleasantries). I had NOTHING interesting to say or bring to the…

As an Oklahoman, I was COMPLETELY shocked to see us on the list.

I love when people act civilly towards one another in internet arguments. Warms my heart guts.

“How would like to be the fourth Mrs. Donald Trump? You are foreign born, right? Leave your info with my people and we’ll get back to you.”

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

The writer of the Vulture piece, David Edelstein, is a film critic for NPR’s FreshAir, which is produced by WHYY-FM in Philedelphia. I gave them a call to let them know that I object to their employment of this virulently misogynist d-bag, and asked that the station’s managing director read his piece on Vulture and…

I’m sure most of his dates with her start with him blowing her up and patching any leaks she developed after he shoved her between the mattress ans boxspring after their last date.

With love and respect to Liane Moriarty, the TV series was in a different league than her book. BLL was a slightly upmarket beach read. The show, thanks mainly to Nicole Kidman, was miles and miles beyond what she actually wrote.

Is it just me or are a lot of these charming stories coming out of Oklahoma? Watch your back Florida.

See, I am the opposite: I want to be married in my synagogue, but I really, REALLY don’t want a reception. The whole planning of it... it exhausts me even thinking about it. Unless Whoever The Fuck I End Up Finding Who Isn’t Ted Cruz (this is seriously my standard as an unattached 30-something Jewish woman) wants to…

Free rides!

Checks porn searches for bible belt. Yup.

Rod needs to star in the sequel.

Omg fine I’ll share pictures of my Boston.

BOSTONS 4EVA. WORLD, I GIVE YOU PIGLET.

I’m sure he’ll comfort himself by rubbing a burger all over his genitals just like the women in his company’s commercials do.