Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Looks like some sturdy metal there to me. That thing is badass. If I could travel back in time, fuck killing Hitler, I’m gonna redo all my camping trips with that tent.

It says a lot about who runs the NFL that a god damn nylon cover attached to pvc pipe is some type of “new and advanced” player friendly sideline addition.

A gay man puts a ring on his beard as quickly as humanly possible.

With those numbers on that franchise I’m ready to induct TP sr. into the Hall of Fame now.

A reminder: Mr. Jenkins attended four years of college as a “student-athlete.”

Not sure about eastern Canada, but here on the west coast we dont even have high school football. It’s basketball, hockey, curling, co-ed snow shovelling, ice dancing, and competitive apologizing.

Oui.

Will this be on the immigration test?

The Ottawa Redblacks huh? Looks like we found a professional team with a more racist name than Redskins you guys!

That’s not a bad idea really. CFL could become the relegation lead. Ottawa Redblacks could join the AFC North next season.

It’ll be exciting to watch the Browns go undefeated next year in the CFL, really an opportunity for redemption by this team.

Of COURSE he went to NORTH Alabama. Not even smart enough for regular Alabama!

He had 131 yards with Josh McCown throwing to him. In a Browns uniform. I dunno he seems ok?

“U really sucks”: I will never be unable to read @JjenksLockdown’s tweets in the voice of Toki Wartooth now.

As a Giants fan, all I can say is: Janoris Jenkins is, and will forever be, a massive idiot. He was in high school, at Florida, and at North Alabama.

Francis!

That Twitter handle is awesome though.

Leave it to the Giants to try and Josh Norman it up in here, only for them to do it in the dumbest, dorkiest way possible. A team led by Eli Manning can only be so “badass”.