Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Get me Vern Lundquist and/or Jim Ross announcing and I’ll throw all the money at it.

World Chess just wants the check, mate.

I’d pay $15 to see a live stream of it narrated by Gus Johnson. “Carlsen reaches for his knight.. is he going to do it?! IS HE?! OH MY GOD HE DID! KNIGHT TO E4 AND CAPTURES THE PAWN! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

also, everytime that philosophy has been tried, it’s ended with income inequality, massive debts, and recessions

What if it works, though? What if the corporate and finance sectors are so happy to have a pro-business guy in there that stocks surge and companies start expanding?

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Can you imagine when Steve Smith becomes “Old Man” Steve Smith and he’s sitting by the fireplace with all his grandchildren sitting around him regaling them with tales of all the DB’s he’s roasted throughout his career and how much of a disappointment each and every one of his children and grandchildren are to him.

I don’t exactly love winter, but I can respect it, and snow is awesome. Winter owns its goddamn cold and tell you to accept it or fuck off. Fall is like “Well, you might want to wear a light jacket, or go with the pea coat, but who knows what it’ll be like by mid-afternoon? Oh, look, that guy is wearing shorts. Don’t…

This is the truth. I live in Los Angeles, and every time the fall seasons roll around I hear, non-stop, the assorted transplants bemoaning, the lack of the fall shit they grew up with. YOU MOVED TO LOS ANGELES. If you’re so aghast at a lack of changing seasons, why did you come to a place with no significant seasonal…

You forgot the best benefit of this hypothetical rule change, which would be watching Andy Reid royally fuck it up.

The leaves were changing. The air was crisp.

Look, I don’t know if there’s any way to get pure, unfiltered Steve Smith on television in a way that works, but we need it to happen. I would DVR the fuck out of him just talking shit about all the DBs he’s burned over the years.

You are a decent man and you try hard, which is why your end zone proposal is balls. What you do is take ONE end zone and make it EIGHT INCHES deeper. Call it the Bonus Zone and say you are doing it to make the Coin Toss more important (try not to snicker when you do this.) You will instantly hear crazy shit like,…

I am in almost exactly the same boat. I joined up at the tail-end of Obama’s first term; back then, I was pretty generic Republican, having voted for McCain before I joined. When Iraq and Afghanistan started winding down, I was personally and quietly relieved. I took an oath to the Constitution; if I was still active…

I joined when Reagan was president, served through Clinton’s second term. When I enlisted I was pretty generic Reagan Republican, but the Iraq War (Number One) killed my idealism pretty quick. I volunteered, I served without complaint but I had problems. I spent the bulk of my time quietly involved in the drug war,…

Can’t I find 5 people in any organization to espouse any opinion on earth?

I usually just tell my dog to take his ass back to St. Louis and watch the fucking film, and that if I see him in the streets I'm going to punch him in his fucking mouth.