We have to think past November and fathom the terror of Vance, and his caged wife. This is IMPORTANT.

“Here I am, we’re leading, we’re leading in the polls, we’re leading by a lot. We’re leading by a lot. They said, ‘Oh, we don’t have to worry about him.’ Oh no, they have to worry about me. Boy they don’t like me. You know they used to like Obama. They used to like, they like Biden, you know why? They got away with…

It can be a reoccurring bit on SNL, à la “Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead”

When President Trump takes back the White House again on January 6, you’ll have so much Tariff, it’ll be too much, too much Tariff, so much, so much Tariff, you’ll beg him to stop, you’ll look up and shout “Save us!”, and he’ll whisper “NO!”

“Trump has died” will be the most beautiful sentance I will ever here. Its amazing how that fat orange tub of shit hasn’t had a massive coronary yet.

He’s one stupid mother fucker.  

fallen tree is not the same thing as a camouflaged helicopter parked on an active snowmobile trail.

Fallen trees are to be expected in the woods, on trails, etc. Not a camouflaged helicopter.

It’s a long way to Mom’s house, but I got a couple beers in me, a full tank of gas, it’s dark out and I’m wearing tinted goggles, but they can’t stop me, I’m on a mission from...

U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter that was parked on a trail

The military probably paid more than the to a private contractor to scrape the man’s dried blood off the helicopter.

ACAB

He doesn’t need to, as his voters don’t understand how tariffs work, either

Do you think he understands ANYTHING ?

“Are they giving us the finger because we’re cops or because we’re in a Cybertruck?”

Since when does a police department actually pay for a “community engagement” vehicle? Around me they’re all either cars seized from drug dealers or free surplus MRAPs.

Mansory taking offense and criticizing someone else’s choice in vehicle modifications unlocked a new level of unawareness above influencers, so there’s that.

Bradley, I know the Herb doesn’t give hazard pay for psychic damage, but I will bet a tasty beverage that he actually said something more like “and uh [unintelligible] 100 200 percent because *grunt* Mexicans the women, y’know women love me an’ [looks around] John Deere! Great American company beautiful tractors…

“Kamala Harris wants to turn America into Venezuela!” shreiks the candidate also running on a platform of government-controlled commodities pricing, a policy that was at the core of Venezuela’s economic collapse.

So many morons...

Do you want DRLs to stay off if the lights aren’t in auto mode?