And that kids, is how I killed your mother.

I bet your co-workers just fucking love you.

Speed this up 2.5x and add a little Yakity Sax and you've got yourself some entertainment.

True Exploration Failure

Or if you feel like you're already lugging enough weight around, just hang your camera bag from that hook.

Might as well while waiting for MS to notice your existence as well! :P

Getting a shallow depth of field has nothing to do with the "level of DSLR" and has everything to do with how fast a lens is, as well as the ratio of camera to subject : Subject to background. The faster the lens the easier it is to get shallow depth of field. However it's very easy to get a relatively shallow depth…

He is living the Samsung life, stealing from Apple.

Wonder how many dicks have been drawn on it.

Dial-up days but I installed a T1 line at home. These were early enough internet times that I had a 3-letter dot-com domain (woz.com) although I prefer to use woz.org since I'm not a company. There was this concept that someday commerce would be done on this internet thing. Yahoo was probably the only search engine…

One word: Gopher.

"if no one likes your writing, start your own blog"