Aside from the brilliant job of hiding that — I guess the idea of taping it to the bottom of a locked file cabinet in a disused basement lavatory with a sign on the door reading "beware of the leopard" was already taken — that helpful graph tells me I have used PENDING UPDATE this month, and have never used more than…

I'd be tempted to agree with you, except that I've used Excel.

I'm concerned about data caps, because I routinely use ... I have no idea. Unlike AT&T, loath as I am to give them credit for anything, Comcast does not let customers peek at the meter. If there is a way to know what your current usage is, I haven't been able to find it.

I would like to think this is the first time the phrase "simultaneous release" has been used to discuss MS Office, but probably not. Rule 34 and all.

Spreadsheet-using iPad lovers have had Numbers for years. I'm so glad I don't have to do a lot of document sharing with folks who think "spreadsheet" and "Excel" are synonyms ...

So, then, could I buy a T-Mo sim for my old iPhone 4S and have free data on it, no strings? My TANSTAAFL alarm is beeping ...

It's a pretty safe bet that every USAF crewman assigned to the -52 is younger than his aircraft. There might be some folks in the reserves or National Guard who are still flying in their 50s.

Yes, because sarcasm is usually noted for its intellectual and academic rigor.

^— THE ABOVE WAS SARCASTIC. I apologize for any confusion this might have caused.

Call it. January 19 at 1:56 PM is the official time of death of sarcasm. It will be missed.

These aren't that uncommon, though they're rarely as dense as in the pictures. I've seen little aquatic fireflies in the surf on the Outer Banks. The trick is finding a beach that's actually allowed to get dark at night, and that doesn't have tourists with their flashlights blowing out your night vision every couple…

These aren't that uncommon, though they're rarely as dense as in the pictures. I've seen little aquatic fireflies in the surf on the Outer Banks. The trick is finding a beach that's actually allowed to get dark at night, and that doesn't have tourists with their flashlights blowing out your night vision every couple…

Yeah. He should have mentioned that it's decaying railway being turned into a super-successfull park in NYC. Like, maybe include those facts in the first paragraph or something.

If you think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it!

You don't even realize you're doing it, do you?

The Internet has turned up most of the things I couldn't find for decades — the titles of the TV series "Salvage One" that I dimly remembered, and the song "Wave" (Antonio Carlos Jobim). But I have come up with one question that I can't figure out how to find the answer to: How many people have died in the US Capitol?…

Google is primarily in the content and advertising business, not the device selling business. I'd say it's about as likely as Apple killing iTunes for Windows, or Amazon killing its Android and iOS Kindle apps.

Hi. I'm gludge, and I'm the guy who turns every thread into a political thread because Obamacare.

That's nothing new. I plugged my UPS into itself so it can recharge itself and I can have free power forever.

If you didn't have to peel layers apart, it wasn't an "original" Polaroid. The originals came out wet, and waving them around helped them dry as much as it does anything else.

The question is, if I already have (or have the option of getting) a desktop computer, laptop computer, smartphone, smart watch, and tablet, what does Glass do that justifies it in addition to those or instead of one or more? I would love to have device that can label parts for me when I'm working under the hood of my…