Seventy people in America were killed by guns over the weekend. None by Muslim terrorists.

If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you three would kill you. Would you take a handful?

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

Actually, he does NOT look like a thug...you PERCEIVE him as looking like a thug because of YOUR programming regarding the way BLACKS should look to make YOU feel comfortable...and that says an AWFUL lot about you...a horrible awful lot...he looks like a Black man...he LOOKS like a human being...

Keep it civil in the face of total incivility. Got it. Because it’s 100% on black people to take the high road. Cause if you block the road, or break down on the side of the road, you deserve to die. What a hot steaming load of bullshit.

I’ll say it again: there’s no indication that he committed a crime. Why did he have his hands up? If my car was broken down and a cop car approached, I would NOT expect anyone to tell me to put my hands up! That is not a standard pose for citizens in need of help--so putting his hands down in no way represented a…

I saw an interview with a high-ranking Iraqi official in 2005 or 2006, where he was asked about torture and indefinite detention going on in Iraqi prisons under his watch. His response was, They’re just part of having prisons. Everyone does it. Even America has Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

I like how you’re telling me I must be white so I don’t count and then I see the next comment from you is telling another black voter they’re naive for backing Clinton to stop Trump. Which tells me my race would be irrelevant to your response.

You don’t need Congress to approve an immigration plan to start deporting people left and right. All you do is change how you enforce the law. Jesus. You don’t know what you don’t know.

I’m not. They caught Dzhokhar Tsarnaev alive.

I’m still running into people who are voting 3rd party in Ohio because “Trump and Hillary are equally bad.” We’re a fucking swing state, and people’s constitutional rights are on the line, but they, in the immortal words of Sam Bee, insist on remaining “morally pure” (have have the fucking PRIVILEGE to do so).

In-freaking-deed. One of my friends made the following observation over drinks one night:

Eh, I want to see the receipts. The European knife attacks have been in countries where it is truly difficult to get guns (similar to how a lot of mass killing attempts in Asia are done with knives). If this guy was working as a security guard, it seems weird that he wouldn’t be able to get a gun if he wanted one. He…

I’m a lot more confident in my ability to run from a knife than I am in my ability to run from bullets.

“Easy” after commiting yourself to time, money, and energy to learning and mastering the skill of lethal knife combat.

ISIS wants Trump as President SO BAD.

I mean obviously that’s true since she died 3 days later but when you are about to be married and your dog is so old and you love them so much I doubt many would have the heart to do it at that moment.

If he means “old inappropriate dude that’s trying too hard to look hip”, then I believe he’s got a shot at success.