Okay, so you’d be cool with him doing a Lip Synch Battle with a KKK member because entertainment?

He’s why drinking problems aren’t cute. People treat his injuries and stumbling as adorable and part of his schtick but he also does shit like try to make Donald Fucking Trump seem darling and kittenish.

Actually, it is.

I think everybody understands why Trump chose to go on Fallon (and this is assuming that other talk shows would invite Trump on).

Then he should showcase movie stars. If he wants to give demagogues TV time, he has an obligation to step up.

Fuck Fallon. Per Tina Fey’s book, Fallon had no problem interrupting Amy Poehler pitching a bit in the SNL writers’ room to let her know it wasn’t funny because she “wasn’t cute”. Fuck him with a chainsaw.

I honestly have never minded Fallon. He’s silly, pandering, ridiculous fluff, and I’ve been in the rabbit hole of watching him play games with celebrities on youtube.

Can you imagine the opportunity to mock and humiliate Hitler on your nationally, just before the election of 1932? Would you tousle his hair and call it a day? Arrggh.

He’s also, presumably, a voter with a pulse.

That’s fine, but he also doesn’t have to invite him on when doing so just humanises the bag of shit.

Trump’s appearing on a goddamn network that cut ties with him because his announcement of his candidacy was so fucking racist that they couldn’t associate with him anymore. And this is what we’ve come to? If the American media were any more docile they’d be fucking comatose.

Nope. It’s not just u. I freaked out talking to my dad. He’s 91. I started freaking out and screaming. We can’t live in this world! Everything’s gone to shit. He tried to calm me down but he said to me. “I have seen many things, dealt with racism in Mass all my life. Handled most of my family dying in war, or old age,…

But that’s like kicking a puppy. Fallon is the Basset Hound puppy of Late Night. You expect them to be cute and funny but you know he is no Border Collie.

HTFG, fuck the NYT. The have had every goddamn opportunity in the fucking world to expose his truly incredible ability to lie with a straight face and instead, chose readership/commenter numbers.

Trump has backed himself into a big corner this time. He’s a fucking racist for constantly talking about Obama’s birth place, and he’s a fucking racist for not talking about it. What we’ve learned from this latest Trump campaign update, ladies and gentlemen, is that Trump is a fucking racist no matter what. So,…

She didn’t invite him, he invited himself. She allowed him to speak because he promised her he was there to talk about the crisis and thank the volunteers. She probably thought it was the Christian thing to let him in and take him at his word.

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

I don’t give a shit what anyone weighs, or whether they’re “overweight,” “obese,” or “morbidly obese.” I think Trump’s weight is significant only because he’s such a fucking judgmental hypocrite about women’s appearance.

The Cubs’ Anthony Rizzo is 6'3", 240 pounds, and could easily pass as Trump’s twin, right?

NPR is also saying that he’s full of it: