I agree. It’s kinda scary how much I want to punch him.

Stassa, you really have to look at the exchange surrounding Trump’s claim that he would speak under oath (emphasis mine):

If he truly thought there was nothing wrong with what he was doing, why did he insist on making his requests to Comey in private? Why did he ask everyone to leave the room?

I saw that about Eric Trump—this from a guy who murders animals for “sport” and who diverted money that was supposed to go to charity to his father’s businesses.

It’s Mike Pence’s birthday today. It’s the only day he lets Mother spank him.

Can all these inevitable articles be tagged “WHY-HAVE-YOU-STOPPED-BUYING-MY-SHOES-YOU-FUCKING-PEASANTS? BUY-MY-FUCKING-SHOES”?

Forget about confirmations, Trump can’t even manage to find someone to *nominate* as FBI director. Do you really think he even has a candidate to replace Sessions?

What does La Quinta mean in Spanish?

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

Although her name is Reality Winner. So she isn’t going to be forgotten.

I eagerly await the day Sean Spicer answers every reporter’s question with “I dunno. Ask him.”

It seems pretty clear that the White House never has any clue what the president is going to do. Though in fairness to them, the president probably doesn’t know either. A lot of the time the president probably doesn’t even know what he did after he does it.

• The White House says that Trump will not invoke executive privilege to stop James Comey from publicly testifying on Thursday. [Washington Post]

I’m happy to explain it to you: it’s because the world is garbage. I hope that clears everything up.

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

He is a piece of work in many ways; among other things, he owes $140k in child support to his second ex-wife. Per wikipedia: “Higgins and his second wife, Rosemary “Stormy” Rothkamm Hambrice, have three children. They divorced in 1999. During the runoff campaign, a lawsuit was filed against Higgins seeking unpaid…

Where else am I supposed to keep my skittles?!

“Former Squatty Potty spokesperson Kathy Griffin has hired famed attorney Lisa Bloom now that her career has fallen apart is in the toilet because of a photograph in which she held up a fake decapitated head of Donald Trump.”

She should try and keep her competitive attitude on the down-lo-lo