Good god!

I believe that name was coined by the one and only Richard Lawson.

She’s going to be a mother. Which is terrifying.

Where you can’t take a dump in your own house, because it will let your husband know that you take dumps?

I poured orange juice into my coffee instead of milk. Not just “splash! oops, I grabbed the wrong container”, a big full pour. Watched the orange liquid come in contact with dark brown liquid and only thought “huh, looks different today”.

But important to note since many people wouldn’t think twice about dousing their baby daughters with it at diaper changing time. Also gets in their lungs.

Still, I think that any person with a baby girl - or baby boy for that matter - should think twice before dousing them with baby powder at diaper changes.

Not if you buy good dry shampoo. I’m SE Asian with thick, dark, curly hair which I straighten often. If I buy cheap stuff from the drug store, it shows up more. If you buy a salon brand, they have finer particles that will disappear in your hair but still give you the desired effect.

Is it just my computer or do the teeth look like they are decaying? Who is buying product with this horrendous packaging?

Especially a married middle aged woman. No matter how confident you are in your relationship, it can be disconcerting.

YES!!! One of the BEST GG episodes ever!!! I use “Oh my god i’m crazy nuts about this guy!” whenever i’m excited about anything; presents, tv shows, $1.00 off coupons, etc. Thank god my husband understands exactly what i’m saying.

Thank you! I’ve been finding her pretty insufferable for a while now, but so many love her. She and her loser boyfriend are a snore and I hope their stupid book bombs and he dumps her after her celebrity fails to launch his career.

I’m right there with you. It’s always a real concern, but unless you’re going to go the IVF route, you just have to accept the odds - which are actually on the side of having a normal pregnancy with no genetic issues. I know 35 sounds “old” when we’re used to hearing about the decline in fertility and “quality” eggs…

I stumbled onto this post from Deadspin. I am not a gamer in the least. My current experience with video games begins and ends with Mario Kart on the Wii U. But I would really like to understand this culture because this intense focus and passion for a game is so foreign to me. I should also say that I am a woman.

I feel you. I am 39 and have one kid already, but we’re really trying for #2 and my window is closing faster and faster every month.

Good! Yes, you have to advocate for yourself and your cluster, don’t stop when you hear something that doesn’t sound quite right.

Didn’t they already do something like that. Not pee, but human pheromones in order to attract the opposite sex?

If you bought it at a flea market or Chinatown-type market....just know that it’s likely fake. Though it might not be straight up pee-pee.

Thank god! You’re a responsible parents. Not like these hippy-dippy parents who are just hell-bent on blinking every few seconds. Somehow this is Obama’s fault.

She made that horrible makeup pallet that makes everyone look like they have fake wax lips on. Its depressingly popular.