I just want to share John Paul Brammer’s parody, because he’s been subtweeting the book for weeks. He also does a gay latinx advice column Hola Papi with the best art.

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach.  Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

Duhhh it’s a dusty rose.

I will often claim I am wearing a variation of a standard color just to be slightly obnoxious. It’s not green, my friend, this is chartreuse. Purple? I think you will find that it’s actually wisteria. Pink? It’s mauve, bro. Just having a bit of fun.

I’m getting the impression that she’s trying to control how everything looks. She’s picky about how the photos are going to turn out and wants to look good.

After her posts went viral (let it go)

All those unfortunate richies... it’s like Prospero’s masque all over again. They couldn’t even hide from the plague in their fancy French restaurant.

In addition to being bafflingly ugly, it would be a nightmare to wear. I look at dresses like that and just see all the effort it takes to sit right, stand right, breathe right, move right, bend right, turn right all goddamn night. You can’t for a *second* relax or you’ll split a seam at that stupidly tight mermaid…

I usually like Priyanka Chopra, but she tried to have a J.Lo green dress moment here and failed.

86K for ANY job in the Bay Area is literal peanuts. This CEO or whatever she is is delusional and frankly she sounds kinda dumb too.

I just can’t get over how insulting the “I need a wife” part is. Certainly as a successful, powerful, wealthy woman, whereas that’s historically been a men-only realm, she above anyone should understand that gender roles do not determine life-roles???

$86K seems a bit low for what is, essentially, a 24/7 on-call job.

To all book murderers: GET A FUCKING KINDLE (or other e-reader). Most public libraries have digital editions (although let’s not get started on how publishers are throttling access) which means FREE and PORTABLE.

In the doc, you’re brutally honest on Sanders: “He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.” That assessment still hold?

Also everyone hates Amy and I think it is hard to make the character likable and as much as I love Kristen Dunst/Samantha Mathis, this might be the first version that made me appreciate Amy. 

And then getting John Cho and Issa Rae to announce the noms, like that totally makes up for their total lack of diversity.

I’ve heard she is a producer on the series, so she will definitely be compensated

I have always been wildly curious about how much food waste the Kardashians have.  Whenever I see the glass jars meticulously filled with cookies, elaborate dinners which are prepared for the family, or the MULTIPLE refrigerators filled with MULTIPLE (literally, like at least five cartons of each?!) cartons of milk. …

I’m more amused at the fact that there are people out there who seriously think Kim Kardashian (or any Kardashian) would be directly in charge of ensuring all offspring are fed, clothed, and healthy every day.