“Close quarters” in 8,000 sq. ft?!? I’m in a 1,550 sq. ft. house with seven total occupants (two of them being children). I don’t feel like Goop knows what words mean.

The only intimacy I’ve discovered since the Great Hunker-Down -- something that makes me better in bed -- is that edibles really help me sleep... and boy do I need the sleep.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

I had to go with Ginuwine... Andy Dwyer’s looooong gone now, somewhere in Camelot.

one horrible person is trying to set another horrible person free. 

That’s true, and shouldn’t be forgotten. If the race had been based on popular vote, she would be president now. But it was still horrible to see her come so close after facing all the horrible misogynistic attacks.

Four years ago, a woman garnered millions more votes in this country.

Climate change.

Yep. Have done some dumb stuff as a new mom that didn’t make sense. But didn’t post photo proof.

I’m not going to judge a new parent for how they react in an emergency situation like this, but I am going to judge you if you use it as a photo op to try to look relatable on instagram.

Why are all the Canadian musicians getting Lyme disease? First it was Averil, then Justin, and now Shania. I’m no conspiracy theorist, but... was Lyme disease invented by a jealous American music industry that couldn’t handle the success of its northern neighbors? That would explain Yolanda Hadid as well, David Foster…

I really hated that people were comparing the diaper change to breast feeding. It is NOT the same! Breastfeeding your baby at the restaurant table - completely normal and fine! Changing their diaper there? Disgusting, rude, and completely unsanitary! Changing the baby on the floor not as big of a deal obviously but…

This might be the only time I will ever agree with Wendy Williams. 

Can Julianne Hough just peg Brooks and get it over with so we can stop hearing about either of their “explorations of their sexuality”? But not in blackface Julianne! - we know you need to be reminded. Maybe that’s the sticking point? Julianne keeps insisting on bringing blackface into their sexy games and Brooks…

...You're struggling to understand how Disney mistreated teen stars, when, in your own words, Disney regarded them not as humans but as a product? Have you just not had your coffee yet to not get how that comes across?

“bonus mom” made me wonder about the origins of stepmother/father/child. The prefix step- comes from steop-, an Old English word meaning orphan. It was used when a widowed parent remarried. ... In case anyone else was curious, I thought I would share.

Tom Brady is no sentient Italian hoagie. Those have some spice and character to them. He’s like a sentient loaf of white bread.

The Grammy award snubs are one thing. But letting Jlo sing a whole motown tribute had to be the last straw. 

Everyone else can weigh in on the substance, but I’d just like to state that I hate his affected “Britishisms”. Dude, you were BORN IN KENTUCKY.