Her “hard core feminist vibes” comment is like the 2019 version of that trash “but I’m not, like, a feminist” statement that celebs used to always give.

...shes one of the most tone deaf artists out there. Just jumps on any and every cultural trend/thing she can hijack. Why is she saying this dumb archaic shit like every lesbian is just a scorned woman

On domestic flights, yes. I started doing that after I flew coast to coast and was stuck with Two And a Half Men - a show I’d never seen before and still can’t believe was ever on air. (Someone explain to me why this show was so funny?)

It’s in This is How We Do It - “All they said was 6'8" he stood, and people thought the music that he made was good.”

OKKK lol it’s a little more inventive then ‘every other wedding menu ever’ - I realize that there are core concepts (like the surf or turf vibes) but honey, when is the last time you had a salt cod beignet, cured egg yolk, or whey braised cabbage?

That’s a good-ass wedding menu.

I’m loving Miley’s full embrace of Jackie Jormp-Jomp energy. 

but if I recall correctly, ginger-ism is deeply frowned upon across the pond. I’m not sure why that’s the deal

spreading the word that Impossible burgers are “processed” food.

Sure why not logging? Logs are great! They roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and roll over your neighbors dog. They’re great for a snack, they fit on your back, it's log! Log! Log!

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

I’m a white man, and I’m straight. I deserve this. 

“Some people have it all: Looks, talent, fame... How does it feel to just have looks?"

Off topic but I just watched Between Two Ferns: The Movie on Netflix today (hey, I was working on a half screen) and I feel a strong need to share how hilarious it is. If you don’t like the show, there’s something very wrong with you, I mean, you might not like the movie. But if you do it’s Zack at his best and…

Well, Trump actually showed up. Not giving these people a pass by any means, but Clinton maybe stopped in the rust belt for five minutes. You want these people to be rational and vote for their interests, but no one is showing up to tell them they’re going to help them. These people are desperate, desperate people do…

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.”

I wish we would shut the fuck up about white working class voters. They’re a lost cause and hell bent on voting against their own self-interest. We’ve had two Democratic Presidents when two consecutive terms without them, yet we’re obsessed with courting those five living Reagan Democrats. Those people will never vote…

I don’t have cable and have never seen an episode of The Bachelor. I could be entirely wrong, but I bet that talking that when the network spoke about casting the man pictured above one of their talking points was the issue of the colour of the potential women cast and it started more worries about potential missteps.…

Conservatives aren’t funny. The comedians conservatives think are funny are...Larry the Cable Guy. Tim Allen. Sentient re-hashes of the same old unfunny shit from the last 50 years, sometimes packaged in a new way but always entirely predictable. 

Kanye