Children don’t need night time skincare routines. Which is probably why that appears so fake. Lol.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

I mean, I hope this movie is good, but there is ZERO chance it’s as good as the doc Won’t You Be My Neighbor which got fucking ROBBED at the Oscars.

Annie in order to keep Mau on board because “he’s so sensitive to… any diversion from the way he sees the world, he experiences it as such an assault.” Not so easy after all then, is he?

“Potato” is a shape.

I actually really enjoyed the book and the meandering adventure it went on. However, I knew reading it that it would be a TERRIBLE movie. It needs the Olive Kitteridge treatment to be any good; definitely a limited series on Netflix or HBO.

A man working alone with two women? He does not approve.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I really miss thinking Nicki was a feminist. She very much seems to be the “I got mine” and “he didn’t abuse me” type, if not worse- between this and defending her child rapist brother and repping for/giving a huge platform to known child abuser Tekashi6ix9ine. It’s beyond not caring or giving a fuck, it’s like she…

Okay I know that the guy she’s marrying is legit awful and all...

“I’ve also never had my butt run into by my own team’s quarterback, resulting in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown by the opposing defense. That was the O-lineman’s butt. My butt had nothing to do with it. People forget that,” continued Mark Sanchez.

“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”

I blame poor gas station designs. Ever go to one with a broken pay-at-pump system, so you have to go in to pay. It generally works like this:

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Funny how when you punch down, you attract other people with a history of punching down.

“I might be in bed with Fascists who would exterminate the Jews without a second thought, but those guys over there criticized the Israeli government! They’re the REAL anti-semites! I’m actually just a victim in all of this!”

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

A fan once broke into John Travolta’s house and hid in his closet.

Being expensive as hell, combined with the length of the season making the majority of individual games feel like they don’t particularly matter in the long run, seems like the magic formula here.

Just get rid of interleague play. The best parts of baseball happen when clubs really hate eachother cause they play 40 times a year. I went to Pirates Reds this weekend. The stadium was packed to watch two terrible teams play. Why? Because the weather was perfect and these two teams have exciting games.