notfucKingCouth
notfucKingCouth
notfucKingCouth

How did Nick Viall go from software salesman to smarmy reality TV personality to self-important Hollywood-adjacent BFF guy? He must have some hidden charisma aka giant penis.

Uh oh. I just commented on a pro-cottage cheese article and now I fear I have a target on my back...

Cottage cheese can go sweet or savory (as can yogurt, I know) but it also has the built-in texture that yogurt does not. And less sugar! Point, cheese.

Mine has started autocorrecting “I’ll” to “Ilol” like WUT??? I should have guessed autocorrect was behind this completely nonsensical change too!

What’s up with making days of the week possessive? It seems like a pretty common one these days. Just snug that lil “s” right up there, guys!

I’m sure that Heidi Klum link is mostly bullshit, but it just reminds me of how most every critique she makes on Project Runway is about stuff being not sexy enough. Sexy is that woman’s religion!

I have to say, I feel kinda bad now for how old I thought she was! I would have sworn she was in her 50s during the Surreal Life- she was only like 40-41!

Ugh SAME. I hate saying shit like this but I sincerely feel like I turned 32 and somehow got the feet of a 70-year-old.

Friend kiss!

I’m part of the problem on that one I guess- I really wanted to watch that and hadn’t gotten to it yet. I love her!

I need to know about this army of new people!!!!

I won’t argue with you there, but I still love the show. Not to mention, they set up a huge new story line that I really wanted to see play out. Who. Are. They???

But... but... what about The Last Man On Earth????? :’-(

I was completely confused when I first read it so I thought on it for a minute, and I can’t believe I’m even about to spend time typing this but here goes... Could Blake maybe mean that her “karma”/comeuppance is coming in the form of being called out on the blogs for “homewrecking” this new dude? Like maybe when the

This came up in conversation with my BFF and her fiancee recently and I was actually kind of shocked that they both disagreed with me when I said I thought women were much more open to different physical appearances than men are. Reading this thread apparently plenty of men also think that we have some ridiculous

The scene where she was looking at herself in the mirror, silently, about to break, just killed me.

Ah thank you, you summed it up so well! I couldn’t really articulate why I was disappointed it won. After we saw it in the theater it was pretty anticlimactic like- I think I’m supposed to feel something now? Like something sort of magical or ethereal? But I don’t. It was nice, but not exciting.

I fell into a news rabbit hole last night that led me to voice my support on one of Hogg’s IG photos. It was 90% trolls calling him a cuck, a pussy, and berating/mocking him to debate Jones. When someone replied saying I was a paid feminist shill, I liked their comment just to fuck with them, and wowee did it work! He

My boyfriend introduced me to this! I mocked him, then I tried it, then I apologized. It’s so much easier to spread, crisps up the bread like nobody’s business, and it doesn’t add any mayo flavor (I like mayo but I don’t need it in my grilled cheese).

You don’t have to say how you know, unless you want to, but I have to agree on MFM. I listened to a few episodes and while there were parts I thought were well-done, I ultimately got turned off by the pretty casual attitude. They were forgetting details, laughing, just being blasé about the whole thing. I know it’s