You know Tyra was like, "DAMN everything I touch turns to business GOLD!!!!"

I was immediately like, NO! when they announced that premise. So instead of one show where a guy gets to choose and one show where a woman gets to choose, now there are going to be TWO shows where dudes get to be in control?? Fuck. that. noise. It sounds like it will be a really humiliating situation for the women,…

I came here to ask the same thing, but you did it so succinctly. Just, how? Why?

I wanted to star this comment but it has 69 likes currently, so I couldn't.

So here's something I never thought I'd say:

Watching Kelsey watch Ashley drink wine is my new favorite show.

While I'm sure that was a difficult thing for her to go through, this is SO bizarre! Aside from the parts everyone has mentioned which are totally distasteful, can you imagine being his father or siblings?? Like, um, you knew him all of 4-5 years? They knew him his entire life and you write his obit as an ode to…

UGH March 6 is too far awayyyyyyyyy!!!

What happened to H&M? I can't put my finger on it, I just know that whenever I go there looking for something specific that I'd previously have been able to find there... It's not there anymore. Or it got way too trendy or maybe just my tastes changed even though I don't think they have, not drastically. It just bums…

Oh wow! So it's... It's not crafts and story time geared toward teaching kids about MLK? It's bedazzling picture frames?? COOL!

The frat boy who I had a two-night stand with. After the first, when I was hunting around for my underwear, I found a pair of things that was 1. Really big and 2. Definitely not mine. After some questioning I found out that yes, he had been wearing thongs.

For some reason I'm hung up on the NO WAVES portion of this missive. Like, the main girl (and the two behind her) in the photo up there has the type of "waves" that I feel like are eeeeeverywhere on sorority types these days. I'm beyond college so maybe I just don't know what's hip with these chicks, but I thought the…

She actually got the rose PRE-makeout! I totally sound like I drank the kool-aid, but it really did seem like they had some crazy chemisty/connection thing happening, thus the rose and subsequent makeout. Man, I used to watch this show as a goof...

Yeah I dozed off during most of it so I thought I was just still groggy and missed it, but now I think you're right and they just didn't show it. I guess when you bring like 2x the normal amount of girls you gotta cut some corners.

But isn't that the girl who got the first rose/makeout? I napped through the introductions, so watching it now with that knowledge made it a tiny bit less embarrassing.

That was my first reaction too! For some reason that is the most outrageous part of the story to me.

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Sequined Snood.

It was difficult to hear in the first place. Someone asks him who would win in a one-on-one game and he says, "I could probably beat her now 'cause she's gotten a little soft." And then pokes her in the stomach, as you can see :D

Yeah, I think all their clothes (and especially hers, probably because of boobs) are what Tim Gunn would refer to as "tortured."

I'm always amazed that celebrities like her- opinionated, intelligent, strong, witty- are able to restrain themselves so well most of the time in situations like this. I know it behooves them to play nice and maintain a certain image, but still. How does she not just tell that dude to go fuck himself??