A friend at work actually sent me this photo today because I once related the following conversation to him, which I overheard two old men having in my favorite dive bar in regard to Prince Fielder:

A friend and I came up with a scale for this: it's Cousin Larry to Balki. You can have a little of both, but usually one is dominant.

My boyfriend's main celebrity crush is Susan Sarandon and I love him for it.

I think the shitty, goofy, black ink, prison-style tattoo thing is a trend. Instead of getting big, intricate pieces it's more piecemeal. I think they're trying to look super TUFF, y'know?

Yeah, this is the first big stadium show I've been to in years, maybe my second ever. The tickets are usually too expensive to me or it seems like a big fiasco or whatever, but this was 100% worth it. You're right, they know how to put on an amazing show!

Yep that's the one I was at too! SO much fun, such great energy! And we even got a rainbow :)

Not super relevant but I'm still feeling the excitement- I was at that show! It was so so good, you guys. New stuff, nostalgic stuff (especially, for me, older Jay Z), awesome visuals and performances were on point. So good!

How did Pitbull happen??

I actually kinda feel sorry for Kim (I shouldn't 'cause she's a gazillionaire) because you know she's just DYING to dress that baby up in some more fun clothes, but Kanye–recently appointed head of both the Fashion Police and the No Fun Committee– will only allow neutral colors :(

Despite the fact that it contains whiskey, it's really no more tuff than a white wine spritzer.

I'm in my late 20s and I'm here to say that I love voicemail. Yeah, I said it! I mostly text, sure, but sometimes I think a phone call- and voicemail if the person isn't available- is actually an easier way to resolve a situation than a text conversation. Trying to figure out where to go for dinner or what time to…

Does he do the thing where he eventually just presses his face against the bottom of the door and loudly snorts/exhales right into the room? Mine does that and it's simultaneously creepy and endearing.

Oooh pugerpillar! We call the all legs tucked pose the loaf of bread, the baked potato, or the burrito. Then we get a little silly saying we're going to bake her in the oven and eat her up. Shit is ridiculous, haha.

Oh yeah, so is my gal, just in the last year or so (turned 8 in April). You just can't see it in that photo, but it looks similar to yours. And they both have that pretty pale fawn coat with the nice black markings- even with the grey coming in :) Ladypug owner friends 4 lyfe!

OMG the lil gradient muzzle! And the faraway look... Love them.

AW it's so teeny! Mine is a 30 pounder, but I love the wee ones too!

This is a good display of how long she is. And how cute ;)

That looks a lot like my pug! If I'm not mistaken, a bit taller and longer than your average cubic pug? Not to mention, the prettiest faces with a bit more of a snout rather than the completely flat look?

YUUUUP! I think you hit the nail on the head. Nothing more gross than that.

Pathetic, embarrassing, did I say pathetic already? YEESH!