Yes, we should ban nuclear weapons.

I named my pug Fancy after the Reba McEntire song, which is my go-to for karaoke, AND I love the Iggy Azalea version. Basically, all my Fancy dreams are coming true these days.

Be honest, Andrea. This is your teenage daughter, isn't it?

I clicked through to the article (apparently it's a slow morning for me) and it was called, "baby and parent" classes. That made me think it's one of those Mommy and Me type deals where it's basically a big play date where I guess you learn stuff too?

Oh shit, THAT'S who she is! Makes perfect sense now. What a bummer of a person/couple.

Goddammit. I LOVED their first album. LOVED. It stayed with me all through middle school and high school. And of course I had a huge crush on this dude and his oh-so-deep lyrics. Not gonna lie, I could definitely still listen to that album (in private) and love it, so it makes me kind of sad to admit this but: you…

They have some super cute stuff, too bad they only go up to a DD- at least all the ones I've seen so far. Apparently not for ALL :/

I like the awkward, slightly squatting, legs parted to add a thigh gap, I'm-gripping-this-golf-club-to-help-myself-squeeze-out-a-fart pose coupled with the, "Oops! Was that me?" face. Adorable!

My mom never chose a boy name for me because she wanted SO BADLY to have a girl. She says she feels like she had some sort of pregnancy-induced psychosis (hyperbolically, I think/hope) where she thought God was going to punish her (she wasn't religious at all, so not sure what she was so guilty about) by sending her a…

It looks like a velcro dot...

I mean, I get what she's going for but... I also feel like that braid is the hair equivalent of brand new, pre-distressed jeans.

Which one?? Or is it a Frankenstein of both? You want Cody's forehead on Nick's chest? Not a bad idea...

That was my guess, that the larger sizes might be appreciated, but I know you probably also go through a shitload (hehe) of the newborn size. I also told him it might be funny to bring some Depends, but probably no one would laugh as much as I did when making the joke.

Oddly enough my dude is going to a man's baby shower this Friday, but I guess it's called a diaper party? I told him I think he's actually supposed to bring diapers, but I don't think he believes me. And to tell the truth, I have no idea if I'm right or not. Either way, they're going to a baseball game and then to a…

I feel like I just got a glimpse into the inner-workings of a world I've only ever seen from the other side... Starting my work life with serving at 15, and continuing to work in restaurants off and on for the next 8 years, I've never really been able to understand the baffling things customers get worked up about.…

I love Elizabeth Banks and James Marsden, but this sounds a lot like that shitty walk of shame-centered movie that Melissa Joan Hart made a kickstarter for a while back. Although I think in hers she'd spend the whole movie trying to fix The Biggest Mistake of Her Life in a bridesmaid dress as opposed to a bandage…

Based on the screenshot I was pretty sure it wasn't this, but I was hoping:

You might try browsing Polyvore; I really like it for fashion inspiration. People create "sets" usually featuring full outfits, accessories and all. You can search for something like "spring outfits" or even something more specific like "wedding guest" or "blue dress". They even link to the site where you can purchase…

I've only watched a little, but it bummed me out because I think of him as someone who is so good at skewering politicians and celebrities on Update so it was weird seeing him have to suck up and be super fascinated by their anecdotes.