I never heard the "I feel awkward" explanation, and have just assumed that it's her version of branding herself. Like that's just her thing now, along with the short blonde hair (sorry Susan Powter!), weed smoking, etc. Just part of her new image that she reinforces whenever possible.

We're talking about an incredible attention to detail here, so I disagree.

Nope. Lucida is not the typeface used for the names of the cast members, it's on an ad on the building. That's a level of nit-pick/insanity that I'm not interested in. Also, it's not just about the fact that the face didn't exist yet- it's just not good. Regardless of when it was created, it doesn't fit the vibe of…

Except for the use of Lucida in the title sequence!!!

Now I really want to put "SPITE" in the "for" line of a check.

I would have sworn she had blue old lady hair. Hazel, I hardly knew ye!

Yeah Hazel, there's nothing more nasty than chopping garlic! Blech! Smoking while cooking though, that's totally legit. (This is obviously why she's amazing- she's an old school broad who gives no fucks!)

Oh man, you are officially my favorite interneter ever!!! Years ago when I still lived with my mom (who had cable) any time I'd see this infomercial I would end up watching the whole damn thing. There's just something soothing about it. And what about the old lady with the inch long ash that never changes?? Amazing!

Man, this thread is scratching an itch I didn't even know I had! I'm so glad to hear other people like these little freaks as much as I did! I love your theory on what they are- I always described them as hamsters with dentures :D

Yeah his delivery of the pardoned turkey joke was PERFECT!

I wanted to know the same thing. Originally I thought that number was her tuition, but now they're saying that's in addition to tuition? What could she possibly need $650 a week for??

Not that I'd be best buds with the police asking me questions, but damn Beebz! He comes off like the wooooooooorst little teenage asshole. But I'm pretty sure he's like 20, not 15? Holy shit he seems awful.

I'm sorry, I know this is so dickish of me, and I really do think you're making some interesting and valid points but... It's "preaching to the choir." The word "quire" was haunting me. Sorry again.

Okay, in the photos of Ireland Baldwin- the one on the left- I swear she looks exactly like a hot actor whose name escapes me... Ironically he may be Irish or Welsh? I can't even think of the names of the movies I've seen him in! You know the one, he looks exactly like my friend Taylor ;) Dangit! I busted my ass on…

Battlestrip?

This is mean but I have to say it... I hate the way you can hear her overbite when she talks!!! Or maybe she just doesn't open her mouth/annunciate well? Either way her whole manner- voice, accent, teeth- I can't do it. Glad I'm not alone ;)

I wonder if his tattoos are the ink version of normcore? Like maybe his shitty radish jester is like the acid-washed overalls of tattoo art.

An acquaintance of mine started wearing sneakers a lot last year, and another friend and I were BAFFLED. She's in the fashion industry and isn't what you'd call sporty. Now I'm starting to strongly suspect she was a pioneer of normcore/fashion sneakers!

Um. The original post? Which was what I replied to? Did you see it? Just checking!

Why not state it like this in your initial comment? I was born at home with two midwives and am currently a fully functional, living adult who adores her home-birthing, juicing, tai chi practicing, forward-thinking 80s mother, so maybe check yourself on the "stupid" talk.